(Sung to the tune "Deck the Halls")
Deck the malls with loads of money,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to act funny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fill the cash tills, use the plastic
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Stretch your money like elastic
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fill the Cash tills, Drain your money,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Pretend you find the season funny,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Deck the malls with loads of money,
Fa la la la la, la la la la...
