Bakubottom oneshots (almost all smut anyway)

Aftercare takeout

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Umm and today we are doing aftercare after cause you can never go wrong with afteracare (also a little smut at the beginning 🤪🤷🏽‍♀️)

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Bakugou POV:
"AHH~ MHN~" at this point fucking Icy-hot was railing me on a fucking mattress and I already came like 2 times— I. am. so. tired. And ready for aftercare and I don't have to do anything

Zuko- I mean *cough* Todoroki *cough*
(Sorry)

Right now I feel like I should give Katsuki some GOOD aftercare after this cause he looks really Worn out and obviously cute and hot at the same time

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They're done now-
(Still todos POV)

Right now me and Bakugou are in the bath with some epson salt so he wouldn't be AS sore tomorrow but I went really hard this time so it's probably not going to do ANYTHING but I mean it was worth a shot :-/ and I'm going to order takeout cause he doesn't was to go out right now, which I can understand, but he forded me to get CHINESE FOOD and you know what that means—

NO SOBA!

But it's ok cause I'll just get some tomorrow so when this happens I can just cook it (he doesn't know how to cook) absolutely not! You know what happened last ti—

Bakugou POV:
I was talking and sho was playing with his food which I can understand cause he doesn't like Chinese food but he's like really REALLY spaced out and I tried to call his name but it didn't work, so I got up and slapped him in the back of the head! AND it worked

*happy Pomeranian noises*

(Bakus POV still)

"What were you thinking of?"

"Cookin-"

"No."

"I didn't even fini-"

"Doesn't matter you were still going to say cooking"

"Which you can't do, remember last time"

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*it says flashback for those who can't read it*

♡︎Cake instructions♡︎
•3 eggs
•1/4 teaspoon salt

"wtf is a teaspoon?"

•1/2 cup of caster sugar

"H U H?"
"wtf even is that-"

*says like 3 other ingredients and measurements #L A Z Y🤪*

"Imma just mix it all together and see what happens"

30 minutes later

*smoke detector going off*

*cake burnt*

*Todoroki passed out on the floor from the smoke*

*Bakugou home from shopping*

"ok-"
"Wow-"
"Remind me not to leave you home alone on my birthday :/"

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*end of flashback*

"yeahhhhhhh and what about it?"

"No."

Another cringe story 🤡🤚🏽

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