Harry Potter reacts to ships

Draco X Ron

Me: Th-

Draco: N to the O to the no, no, NOOOOOO!

Ron: Absolutely not *gags*

Fred: *can't stop laughing again*

George: *neither can he*

Hermione: This is weird, but I used to think they were dating

Colin: Oh thank Godric I'm not the only one

Me: Omigod, it's like OTP. I only ship 2 things more than this, and they're both coming later in the list

Draco: *is disgusted* Wh-wh-why?

Ron: HOW DO PEOPLE SHIP US? US!

Me: BECAUSE WE DO!

Ron: Well, DON'T!

Draco: I cannot express how bad this pains me

Ron: Excuse me while I go dispose of my will to live

Pansy: I... I don't like this

Harry: Why, because it's "Drakie?" 

Pansy: Actually, no... It's just... weird

Blaise: HAIL NAH! Ron? And my best friend? HAIL NAHHHHH!

Ron: *blushes* Blaise! Where have you been?

Blaise: Getting a snack

Hermione: That's Ron's thing!

Blaise: Oh. You want some?

Ron: Sure *takes food*

Sirius: *snickers* Food. You know, that's what got Remus and I together in the first place.

Ron: What? Cool! *is oblivious*

Blaise: *rolls eyes and smiles*

Snape: *wakes back up* What did I miss-oh no, that's... that's almost worse...

Draco: Thank you!

Me: Okay, here's the rating!

3/10

Blaise: Makes sense. Ron would NEVER go with Draco *in his mind* He's mine!