Harry Potter reacts to ships

Draco X Hermione

Me: No! Dramione is EVIL SPAWN! NOOO!

Draco: wHy Is It AlWaYs Me?

Me: We're getting through your part of the list first

Draco: Okay. But still, screw this. I hate that Mudblood

Hermione: I can't even breathe. NO! I like someone ELSE!

Luna: And I'm still dying to know who it is!

Me: NO SPOILERS! We'll get there, I swear. Hermione's section is right after Draco's

Luna: I guess I can wait. But this ship? No

Ron: Nope

Blaise: I do not see this ever happening

Snape: No way

Sirius: No *in his mind* Draco is totally gay. He looks like Remus when we were younger...

Harry: I agree with Sirius

Pansy: I don't seem to get to talk much, but I really, REALLY don't like this at all

Me: I hate Dramione with all of my soul. The rating BETTER be low

0/10

Draco: At least it's higher than Snape and I...

Snape: We will never speak of that again...

Fred, George, & Sirius: Ooh, blackmail! That's pretty useful, don'tcha think?

Harry: *bursts out laughing*