my little dirt ball. | hueningkai

7.46am

"Ugh, what do you want? Why did you wake me up? And why is Y/N sleeping in your arms?"

Kai was at Beomgyu's house, holding your unconscious self bridal-style in his arms. You had tripped over a brick ledge all because your idiotic self was too panicked with the thought of kai finding out that you liked him.

Kai sighed, "Look hyung, I'm sorry if this is a huge hassle, or that I may be disturbing your 8-hour beauty sleep, but Y/N fell down, and she isn't asleep. I think she got knocked out."

Beomgyu started frantically waving his hands and shouting incoherently. "Oh my gosh, are you serious? If she's knocked out, we have to go to the hospital! We have to call 911! What if she doesn't wake up?? Kai, why did you bring her here, this isn't my problem! Oh my goodness, I'm not even kidding, wh-"

While Beomgyu was going full-on emergency mode, you had regained your senses and was starting to stir. Maybe it was because Beomgyu's panicking actions had woken you up, or that you had a sixth sense blaring huge warning signs all across your brain because you were in Kai's arms. Wait, you were in Kai's arms?

You slowly fluttered your eyes open to see Kai looking confusedly at a screaming Beomgyu, who seemed so sure that you would never wake up. As you laid in the Kai's arms, you gazed at his ethereal features. Brown eyes with gorgeous golden specks in them, wavy brown hair, his cute little boopable nose, he was a literal angel who looked perfect from every angle. Just then, said angel looked down at you.

"Beomgyu-hyung! She's awake! Her eyes are open! Why is she smiling? Hi Y/N, good morning, why are you smiling? Her cheeks are really red too, she looks like she's drunk! HAHA! Y/N, Y/N?"

It took you a few minutes to register that Kai was talking to you, and that he was indeed, calling your name. By the time you tried opening your mouth to respond, gross-man-Beomgyu was already looking over at you with utter disgust and relief clouding his face.

"Oh, good. I thought she was going to die. Okay, now just in case idiot Y/N stumbles and falls again, she should rest here. You guys can leave when she feels better. Ugh, the things I do for you guys. Sacrificing my 8-hour beauty sleep, my privacy, and most importantly, my lovely couch, that disgusting Y/N is going to lay on."

You once again came back from Kai Dreamland when you realized that Beomgyu had just insulted you. About to rebut, you remembered that you were still in Kai's arms and that he was starting to carry you to the couch. Feeling the heat that was rising up your cheeks, you immediately tried squirming out of Kai's arms.

You tried lifting your legs off his left arm and grabbing on his right one for support. "Uh, Kai, actually, I feel better already. I can walk myself to the couch, yeah, thanks."

Kai stifled a laugh and bemusedly stared at you. "Y/N, you just fell down and knocked yourself out. The couch isn't too far, if I can carry you to Beomgyu's house then I can surely carry you to the living hall."

"No, um, I'm good. I'm independent!" As you fumbled out of Kai's grasp and began attempting to get to the couch, you thought to yourself. Y/N, how stupid. Who uses 'I'm independent' as an excuse? Way to blow it in front of your 10-year-crush.

Meanwhile, Beomgyu, who had been grabbing water, immediately put the cup down and ran towards you, who was struggling to even walk in a straight line. Grabbing your arms and dragging you to the couch, he tutted. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Y/N, you really be walking like a drunk man at 4am. Why did Kai stop carrying you? He shouldn't have put you down, for goodness sake, you nearly knocked down my mom's sacred glass vase with your swinging beanstalk arms!"

Kai lifted both of his hands in defense. "I didn't put her down. I insisted on carrying her all the way to the couch but she flailed around in my arms and said she could walk just fine. I'm starting to think that she might have an actual brain injury."

You, being perfectly fine and functioning decently with your three brain cells, had only gotten dizzy from the sudden shift of laying down to standing up. You had laid down on the couch and was starting to drift off to sleep. The last thing you heard was Kai and Beomgyu giggling about something related to brains, but you were too tired to ask them about that inside joke.