I woke up late today. FUCK SCHOOL IS STARTING IN 10 MINUTES- chile I'm just gonna skip the first period. I got ready and went to school. Peppa looked worried "whaddup baby,?" I asked. "EMILY IS MISSING-! I NEED TO FIND HER! I CANT LET ANYONE HURT MY ✨GORLFRIEND✨!" GIRLFRIEND?! Oh she's gonna die today. As I got home I took the base ball stick and really said "🧎🏌️". Bye Emily, you were useless anyway. I threw her in the pool with Formaldehyde in it. That should do. I covered the pool so no one finds the body. I took a long good shower and got to bed. I red fanfics all night. Wtf is wrong with people-. I got up and felt sick. Imma call the school and take a day off. I skated around, checked on the body and got back home. I heard a DING DONG BING BONG on my door. Who could this be? I went to open the door and I it was- PEPPA?!
