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    Roadtrip

    10 2 22 
                                        
    
                                              
    -SaltySea-
    Well since I had a project on a roadtrip and money we're going on a roadtrip from Virginia to Florida and we are gonna enjoy it
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    Redred(which is me) crashed through the window of her middle child's room. Sea looked in terror at this strange person who had crashed through her window.
    
                          
    "Who are you?" Sea asked, the weird person turning their head until their neck snap crackle popped to loom at her.
    
                          
    "Well hello hello to you -SaltySea-!" The weird person's faint southern accent floated throught the room where Sea lived.
    
                          
    "Wait, you know me from wattpad? Then...who are you?" The person simply smiled and said an obviously iconic quote.
    
                          
    "I wanna smack France with a dildo." Sea gasped as her eyes lit up.
    
                          
    "Mother?" The short girl nodded, her pigtails falling onto her shoulders.
    
                          
    "That's right! Redreddraws3, author of And Now The Product Of The World, Mermaids Of Summer, Opinions Hetalia, and Mine All Mine." She said striking a pose.
    
                          
    "Wow! Just-wow I can't believe I can see you in real life! Wait how did you get my-" Redred ran up to the girl and put an arm around her shoulder.
    
                          
    "The reason I came here is because I'm gonna take ya on a cross state roadtrip to Florida! And since I haven't seen your sisters in a while I asked you."
    
                          
    "What about my actual parents though?" Redred only smirked at her and Sea could swear she saw the devil in her mother's brown eyes.
    
                          
    "I dealt with them."
    
                          
    "Wait what-" Sea started to ask but Redred cut her off.
    
                          
    "Well, come on! Let's go!" Redred grabbed Sea's arm and dragged out the window. They magically fell into an open car because this is my short story, I make the rules >:(
    
                          
    "Wait can you even drive?" Sea asked as Redred started the car and removed her glasses to replace them with sunglasses.
    
                          
    "Nope!" Redred stomped her foot on the gas pedal and shifted the gear shift to drive. They sped away probably breaking ever road law while Sea screamed and Redred laughed maniacally.
    
                          
    "Hold onto your weave sis! We gonna be driving like this for a while until I crash into an innocent pedestrian!" Sea looked at her in horror.
    
                          
    "Can we not do that?!" 
    
                          
    "I'm an asshole! I literally do not care!"
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    Short story indeed
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