Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls

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Inspired by TeecoTee , the intro will be almost identical to their absolute wholesome ishimondo oneshot. Therefore I suggest you read it too, it's really cute!

It has been going on since the first day of school, the infamous hall monitor did it again.
Mondo was chatting with his friends when one of them pointed something out. "Hey Mondo, don't you think that kid is staring at you?" "Really?" "Yeah, he's been doing it for a while."
and since then it started to bother him a bit. He felt two eyes glued to him not only in class or in the halls, but also in the cafeteria!

A good week or two have passed since Mondo noticed it. The thing is, it would've been fine if it was just admiring but... now he was scribbling in his notebook too!
"Dude, what do I do? I bet he's writing shit about me!" "Confront him about it, a lil' punch will learn him to stop!"
He sighed and stood up, "Oi kid, whatcha scribblin' down there about me?" "N-nothing! I have right to privacy!"
Mondo snatched the notes and ran off, Taka following close behind.
"Damn! Those hall monitor legs surely know how to sprint!"
"No running in the halls! And give it back!"
"You're *huff* running yourself!"
And then Ishimaru suddenly stopped, Mondo slowed down as well thinking the other was out of breath like he was. "Hey, that was a good ru-".
Cut off by the book being snatched from his hands he realized that he fell right into is trap. He stopped running so the other would too! Damn that bastard!

"You could've just asked to see!"
"Then let me see!"
"No!"
Ishimaru ran off towards the exit doors of the school and towards the sports building for no particular reason. "Oh god, how do you *huff* run so fast *huff*" Mondo thought it would be a good idea to run after him, only he knew why... I think...
"I walk to school everyday!"
"I bet you *huff* run back too!"
"Of course! Walking is good for your health!"
"Then why are you running instead of walking?!"
"You'd catch up of course!"
"Can I catch up now?"
"Sure."

With a small jog he stood next to his "rival"
"So, will you let me see what you've been writing about me now?"
"I haven't been writing Owada."
"I saw it with my own eyes! And don't 'Owada' me! My name's Mondo."
"Mondo then, I have been drawing."
"Why me?"
"You're physique."
"... what."
"You're phy-"
"Don't repeat yourself!"
That was followed by an awkward silence while the two continued walking until they ended up near a patch of grass.

Suddenly Mondo sits down and pulls the other down with him.
"Aack!" Ishimaru, now trying to sit down more comfortably, awkwardly handed over his notebook.
"You were going to ask for it, was I right?"
"Uh, sure." He flips through the wrinkled pages until he finds the one he was looking for.
"Wow dude, they're really good!"
"Thank you."

"You should go to art school or some shit! Damn!"
"It seems fun, but I my dad wants me to study politics."
"And? Do you want to become a politician?"
"To restore the burden of my name, yes."
 "I forgot.."
It was almost like yesterday that the news of the previous prime mister was aired.
"I'm terrible at all that government stuff y'know." Kiyotaka only smiled, something about that made him happy, perhaps that to Mondo his name wasn't the one of a corrupted leader.

"Anyways." Mondo broke the silence "What about I model for you?". He struck the classic 'draw me like one of your French girls' pose as a joke.
"Don't move!"
"B-but this is so uncomfortable!"
"Haha! I got you again!"
"I can't deny you anymore!!"
Now Mondo was stuck in that overly awkward pose for a good 10 minutes before he fell on his back. "You better be done by now, that shit hurt!"
"Alright, just some small things."
"Also, you haven't corrected my language in a while."
"I gave up." "Not the response I was looking for.". For some reason he had hoped for something like "You are my friend." "It doesn't bother me anymore.", at least he won't be interrupted at every 'fuck' or 'shit' he says.
"I recommend you read more books."
"Why is that?"
"To expand your vocabulary."
"Was that advice or a roast, because that was a pretty good one."
"Okay I'm done!"
"Don't change the subj- that's really good!!"
It was indeed really damn good! To think a studious kid as he would be able to draw better than his handwriting.

Then suddenly the bell rang, written down it seemed like a few hours but in reality it was only about 30 minutes. And for them it felt like 5!
"What about we meet after school once in a while?"
"Maybe this weekend? I guess you can come over since my dad isn't home."
"Hohoho! Don't think about anything "inappropriate for a school environment"!"
"He won't like you being there in general."
"Aight..."
"I look forward to it, wait.." Ishimaru grabbed a pen from his pocket and scribbled his number in Mondo's hand.
"Do you always carry a pen to school? Oh wait, I'm stupid.."
And so Taka walked with insane speed towards his classroom, Mondo instantly putting his number in his phone. "He gotta be so extra with this." He laughed to himself.

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