Konosuba X Male Reader (Harem)

chapter 7

After we learned the skills chris taught us, we went back to the guild...

We open the door and walk towards aqua and megumin...

Aqua: "Hey! Where have you guys been? You missed all my amazing party tricks!"

Both darkness and Chris had flustered faces however, darkness was breathing hard in a weird way...

[Y/N]: "Well we uh..."

This doesn't look good

Aqua observes the girls and says...

Aqua: "They don't look to good... What happened?"

Aqua: "Wait...d...did... Did you guys have your way with them!?"

Kazuma and [Y/N]: "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!"

I had a feeling she was gonna think that...

Darkness: "Indeed they did not however, chris taught them some of her thieve skills."

Darkness: "They used them on her and stole her panties and took all of her money for ransom."

[Y/N]: "W-wait! I stole them on accident! I didn't mean too! Plus, I didn't steal any of her money!"

Chris starts crying...

Darkness: "Y/N is correct, he did return them without taking her money but, kazuma is a different story."

Whew close one!

Chris: *sniff* "I thought I'd give him back his coin pouch but he said that wasn't enough"

Chris: *sniff* "so I had to pay to get my panties back!"

Kazuma: "I can explain!"

Chris begins crying even more...

[Y/N]: "Hey! Calm down chris!"

I walk over to chris and hug her to comfort her...

[Y/N]: "Calm down, take a deep breath."

Chris then wraps her arms around me, which feels pretty good if you don't mind me saying so...

Chris: *Sniff* "Kazuma then forced me to decide how much my panties were worth!"

[Y/N]: "Let it all out."

Chris then buries her face in my chest, crying.

[Y/N]: "Damn kazuma, I think you took it bit too far."

Kazuma: "Oh wow! You think?!"

Kazuma: "Look chris, I'm sorry, just please stop tal-"

Chris then looks back at them...

Chris: "He said if he didn't like the amount, he would frame them on his wall like a trophy!"

Kazuma: "Ahh! Will you shut up already!? Please, before I get killed!"

Kazuma: "Oh god every woman in here looks like they wanna chop my balls off! I need my balls!"

Chris then sticks her tongue out at him and stays hugging me

Aqua: "So? Did you guys really learn a new skill or were y'all horsing around?"

Kazuma: "huh? Oh yeah we did! Here goes!"

[Y/N]: "Wait! Stop! don't do-"

Kazuma: "Steal!!!"

Oh no...

Megumin looks at the ground with a red face

Kazuma: "Oooooo, would you look at that? Black panties!"