Seige of the Cyberponies

Wheres a tardis when you need one?

The Doctor hadn't had much more luck than Derpy. When he woke up from being whacked in the back of the head, he was in a library. He looked around in interest. There were books everywhere, on the bookshelves, on the floor, even some just floating in midair! There were also some spiders hanging around, they looked like black widows but with a blue star on their back. 'Such a shame to have such a spider problem...' He thought, for him it was brutal to the books. He wasn't as worried as Derpy was, he had been in a worse situation than this. MUCH worse. So he trotted around, just wondering where in the hell he was. I mean, it was a library, he could tell that, but damn, how big was this library? Sure, there was a planet that was a library in his dimension, he had dealt with the Vashta Nereda there, had he been zapped to this dimension's version of that? No, this looked too old, too rustic. He had to still be in the castle. But the castle didn't look this big on the outside.... He facehoofed. 'Idiot! You of all ponies should be familiar with things that are bigger on the inside! But this isn't normal...'
The Doctor trotted around a little more before sitting down and sighing in defeat. He laid his face on his hooves and looked up. There was a large door. It was purple, and had swirly gold designs. Above the door handle it said "pull," in what he presumed to be hieroglyphs. He shrugged and pulled. It didn't budge. He gave it a Sam level bitch face and plopped his ass right back down. He started down the door. It proceeded to creak open, almost as if it was laughing at him. "You're kidding me, right?"
Having learned from past experiences, he leaned in and looked around. Nothing. It was a black hallway with a small door at the end; it looked like he would have to crouch down to get through. He looked back out the door and down the way he came through the library. 'Well, no where else to go,' he though, and walked in. As soon as he had turned his back on the door, it slammed shut behind him. And at this moment, he knew he was in some pretty deep shit. He swung around and looked at the door, which had disappeared and then looked back to the hallway. Or, what was the hallway. There was now one hallway that branched off in three directions. He absolutely dreaded this. He swung his head around and thought about it carefully. If whatever was doing this to go through that much trouble to get him to this point, he had better be careful. This was bad magic, and it most likely didn't want them here. He thought about Derpy and the other and sighed. 'I failed them.... As soon as we found something I let them out of my sight, and for all I know they could be dead right now! I let Zecora down... I let Discord down... But worst of all..... I let Derpy down.' He felt something wet running down his cheek and felt a wave of strength run through him. 'No! I can do this! I will save Equestria!'

He went right. And boy was that a bad idea. After having that little pep talk with himself, the doctor galloped down the right tunnel only to find.... Absolutely nothing. At this point, it was so dark he couldn't distinguish the difference between the floor and the wall. He heard a fizzing behind him and turned around slowly, cursing himself out. The tunnel was gone. H sighed, after once again making the wrong choice, and swung his head to look around the room. He could hear something, but it was faint. Then it stopped. He let out a breath he didn't know he had been holding in before hearing something he REALLY didn't want to hear.
"EXTERMINATE!"

"Oh come on!" He whinnied, before turning around once again to come face to face with a Dalek. The thing was huge, it was at least a foot taller than him. 'Remind to compare myself to a banana later,' he though before taking in a sharp breath and running in the other direction. "OOF!" He had hit a wall. He looked up at the wall and shot it a glare before turning around to face the Dalek. It was speeding towards him. He fumbled around, looking around for his sonic so he could do SOMETHING before the Dalek got to him. He looked down and realized he was wearing absolutely nothing but his tie. He tossed it around, "Please be here, please be here! AHA!" He exclaimed in triumph, it was in the back of his tie. He looked up to come face to face with the Dalek's eye stalk.
"SCANNING. SCANNING. SPECIES: TIME LORD. NAME: UNKNOWN. THE DOCTOR.
THE DOCTOR HAS BEEN FOUND. THE DOCTOR HAS BEEN FOU-" He pressed a random setting on the sonic and pointed it at the Dalek. He screwed his eye shut, 'Time lord technology, don't fail me now,' he though, as he pressed the activate button. That shut the Dalek up. He opened one eye, and looked around. The Dalek was gone. It was gone. He danced around in excitement, not necessarily questioning why! "HAHA!" He yelled, before that quickly turned into a scream when the floor disappeared from beneath him. He fell, he wasn't sure for how long, before hitting a trampoline-like floor; which shortly disappeared from beneath him and he fell for some more. He hit a solid cement like floor with an "OOF!" He groaned and heard a gasp as he got up.
He looked to where he heard the noise, to see a grey pegasus looking at him with tears in her eyes. "DOCTOR!"

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shit why do I write my ANs like this

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~Derptor