Seige of the Cyberponies

Whats a fourth wall?

her we go

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Discord had woken up in a very similar fashion to the others. He woke up in the lobby of the castle. The doors were shut tight, so no fucking way he was getting out.

"What in Luna are you talking about?

What.

"I'm talking to you! Answer me dammit!"

Uh.... Me?

"Yes you! Do you SEE anyone else around here?"

Er... No.... I haven't written anyone in yet.

"Well then why don't you just get this over with? Ugh dark room, no escape, face your fear, yada yada, other shit like that."

Uh.... I'm confused. Isn't there like... The fourth wall for you or something...?

"Yes."

Then how are you having a conversation with me...?

Discord looked at the author in a Sam-level bitch face. "Are you kidding me?"

Fair enough. Now can I get on with the story?

"No."

Then what do you expect me to do?!

"This."

Wha....

Discord pulled the author into the story. The maggot. He reached out and grabbed the first thing he could feel, which was of course, the author of this fantabulous book. It was a little stick figure, with nothing but two eyes and a mouth that only seemed to appear when it talked. "You know, I may not have much of my powers, Because you're mentally unstable, but I can do some things. Now help me hurry this along and get to the others!"

Alright alright, sheesh.

Discord followed the little stick figure up one of the set of double stairs, reaching a large door where the two stair met again on a platform.

"You explain too much."

What?

"You do. Who care about that, get to the good part!"

Damn you're pushy.

Discord looked at the door in detest. It had strange symbols on it which he simply did not give a fuck about and simply made his job more complicated. Because he definitely needed that.

What are you doing?! You can't take over my writing!

"Shhhh yes I can."

DISCORD!

...fine. Just push the doors. They should open eventually.

Discord pushed. And pushed. And those doors still hadn't opened. Mainly cause the author was feeling like being a bitch. P

"Really?"

Really what?

"Just open the door."

Ugh.

The little stick figure that wasn't much larger than a pony walked up to the door. It smirked at Discord, and then smirked; the first time it had shown any emotion. It pushed the door with one finger, and it opened. "Wow rude," muttered Discord as he walked in.

Hey.

"What?" He stopped just before he went in.

I'm gonna drop you here.

"What?! Why?"

This is where I'm actually gonna go on with the plot, you idjit.

"You what?"

Bye.

The doors slammed shut, pushing Discord in. He looked extremely pissed at the stick figure for abandoning him with those moron ponies again. Not that they were here right now. But they would meet. Eventually. Cause I'm a bitch. So ha.

He looked around the room with distaste. It was dark, as if he had his eyes clos- "Just get on with it, will you?" He questioned angrily to a wall that was seemingly there. "Fine," he heard a hiss behind him. He swung around. "You know Dissy dear, I made sure that you get to say hi to me, personally. Please, do sit." A chain came from behind Discord and wrapped around him. He plopped down into a chair. "Chrysalis..." Discord growled, "what are you playing at...?"
"I'm bored, to put it simply. But telling you wouldn't be much fun, now would it?" Chrysalis purred back at him, smirking, now that she had him in her grasp. "So, Discord, I'm just simply going to let you continue on. I couldn't necessarily think of anything for YOU.... So go on. Run. Run to your little pony friends and tell them what I've told you; and just cling onto some hope that you might survive." She laughed. A horrible, terrible, maniacal, laugh. Discord hated it. And the author. He was fuming, and the chain finally unraveled from around him, almost unsurely. Discord looked at it questioningly, he had been thinking that chrysalis was simply controlling it with her magic, but now that he thought about it, he didn't see her familiar green glow around the chain. He looked back down at the chain that was crawling around on the floor, as if it was a child testing its legs for the first time. It looked up at him. Or.... It would of been, if it had a face. He reached out hesitantly to pet it, but before his paw could touch it, the floor disappeared. The chain stuck straight out, and started to swing the first few links on one side around wildly. Discord reached out and grasped the middle of it, and it wrapped around the wrist of his lion paw, gripping on tightly. He was still falling, and getting pretty annoyed that the author had taken so much time to explain what this sentient chain was doing. He suspended himself in midair, using his magic, and floated himself and the chain down quickly, but not so fast that his head would explode on contact with the floor. Eventually he saw a floor, and let go of the levitation spell. He hit the ground, and bounced up a little with an 'oof!'

The trampoline disappeared and he was falling. Again. But only for a few seconds, because he then hit a floor. And a body. It had wings. "Discord!" He heard a slightly nasal and muffled voice below him, and he got up. He had landed on a pretty pissed off Derpy. He swung his head over when he heard a male voice cooly greet him. He swung his head around towards the Doctor, and the chain did too. "What... Is that....?" The Doctor questioned on Discord's new pet chain. "Oh this guy?" He raised his arm. "This is a chain.... Thing. He seems to have a mind of his own, so I just kind of brought him with me," He avoided telling them about Chrysalis. They didn't need that right now. "I named him Bob."

"Bob?"

"Yes." Discord spun around in a circle and checked around the cocoon like room. "Where's the zebra?" He asked, to no one in particular. "She hasn't come down yet," Derpy responded, slightly excitedly. He couldn't understand that pony. When he had his rein, albeit short, no matter what he did, he couldn't discord her personality. It did absolutely nothing. It annoyed him to great extents, and he just wound up throwing her at a cloud, which she then ate. "So, now we wait." He said, and plopped down to sit. Then they heard a whooshing sound coming from above. "OH!" Derpy exclaimed.

"Here we go..." Discord muttered.

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i had so much fun writing this you don't even fucking know

bye

~Derptor