There are a lot of reasons why the North Pole should be accepting new applicants. Santa Clause is the best job out there! I mean, really, you get free milk and cookies! That's a super attention-catching bonus alone.
In addition, you get to see some wonderful houses sometimes. I'll bet Santa Clause has viewed the most fancy and wonderful mansions, maybe complete with swimming pools and jacuzzis I could spend just a tad bit of time in (and hopefully still be able to deliver presents before morning!)... Yeah, if I become Santa Clause, remind me to visit the houses with pools last, reindeer! Speaking of those mutant deer creatures, flying in a sled pulled by reindeer would be awesome. And I reckon everyone wants to know what Rudolph's nose looks like! If Rudolph has a cold, I'll make sure to bring some chicken soup over!
Okay, yeah, there are reasons why I would not make the best Santa Clause, such as the fact that some of the great presents out there... who can resist keeping them? I want a Nintendo switch, for example. Life as Santa Clause could be great, just playing games and eating my likely infinite supply of cookies while my poor, hard-working elves wrap up presents... Oh, yeah. I don't have a lot of willpower, do I? Perhaps being Santa Clause could be hard. But I still think it's totally worth it! I hope the North Pole is accepting applicants!
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#KiddingMe Contest Number 2 - Winter Wonderland
ContoThis job has literally zero downsides and a million perks! Promises of fame and... fortune??? Well, it's a BIT weird. BUT I STILL WANT IT! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!!! This is my entry for the #KiddingMe SideHustle competition. Good luck to all...
