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[Jin]
Billboard No. 1 singer is entering

[J-hope]
Oh wow, you called the No. 1 singers!

[V]
Happy birthday, too!

[J-hope]
Oh, right wow, No. 1 on your birthday!

[Jung Kook]
Oh, yes

[Jin]
Guess you don't need a birthday gift!

[Jung Kook]
This... this doesn't make any sense

[RM]
We should gift ourselves with something

[J-hope]
This is the biggest gift!

[Jung Kook]
This is the best gift of my life... what... what just happened...

[J-hope]
So the announcement was today? September 1st?

[Jung Kook]
This is a double celebration

[RM]
They say it's Saturday

[*SUGA enters*]

[SUGA]
Oh, I'm sorry Billboard No. 1 singer has arrived too late. I went to bathroom

[J-hope]
Hahaha! [*clapping hands*] I told you!

[RM]
Tell us how you feel!

[SUGA]
[*censored*]

[*laughter*]

[Jin]
Okay, that was fantastic!

[SUGA]
Can you treat Billboard No. 1 singer like this? No seat?

[RM]
There are six No. 1 singers who arrived earlier than you!

[SUGA]
It fixed my health

[RM]
How was it yesterday? I went to sleep early, calmly

[SUGA]
I felt healthier

[J-hope]
I was late to see it too

[Jin]
I saw what Namjoon sent me, and had a drink right away, and went to bed

[RM]
I sent it to the group chat!

[SUGA]
I could't sleep at all

[RM]
Nobody said anything! Were these guys asleep?!

[SUGA]
Sorry, I was crying

[Jung Kook]
I honestly didn't know it was today

[V]
Me neither, I didn't know it was today

[Jimin]
I thought it was this evening

[Jin]
I thought it was 1:00 PM or something

[Jimin]
I was thinking it would be great... to get No. 1

[*SUGA sighs*]

[RM]
Why, you wanna retire all of a sudden?

[V]
Go ahead, have announcement now!

[RM]
This skit will be legendary

[SUGA]
I'm gonna do music until I die

[*laughter*]

[RM]
Musician-for-life announcement!

[J-hope]
Are we going for a drink? Or what?

[V]
We should

[SUGA]
Let's have quick short drinking

[RM]
Yeah why not

[V]
Billboard No. 1 singer couldn't get today's dance practice canceled

[J-hope]
Dance practice canceled?

[SUGA]
We should dance

[J-hope]
Okay let's make it short and sweet

[Jung Kook]
What's for today?

[Jimin]
"No More Dream." Guys, don't worry

[RM]
No, we are doing "back to first mindset" project, practicing "No More Dream" when we're No. 1

[SUGA]
First intention? What first intention!?

[RM]
No hyung, look. How cool is it? Billboard No. 1 singers practice their debut song on the day of No. 1 announcement?

[V]
Write that into a song

[RM]
How? [*rapping*] I practiced "No More Dream" today, too!

[Jimin]
That is interesting though, practicing "No More Dream" today

[SUGA]
Ahh... for real... Do we really have to do rehearsal today?

[RM]
I woke up in the morning seeing the news and...

[Jimin]
It's so great. You guys are so great!

[RM]
You are!

[Jin]
You are!

[J-hope]
No, what's so great about No. 1...

[SUGA]
It's regrettable if you say so

[Jimin]
I want to do stage so bad seeing this

[RM]
Hoba, don't you think this is what happiness is like?

[fade]

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