1. I am the pope, a pope lives in me. You are the pope, together we three. (This was written by me after I heard one of my friends talking, and assumed that was what they said.)
2. Ro, Ro, Romanoff, Russia's greatest cosmonaut. (To the tune of Rasputin)
3. Dandy Dapper Adapter Raptor Adopter (bet you can't say that three times fast)
4. I digress, I play chess, I POSSESS, yes yes yes
5. I diagnose you as comatose, due to your allergy to lactose, and your face is excessively gross.
6. I see a little silhouette of a man, on my desk, on my desk, and he is holding a mango! (This beautiful song was produced by my friend, and goes to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
7. Of course, Delores the horse had a divorce, so...
8. Health knee, Toby-nun Coyote. You're my lonely pope.
9. Old Men Coyote
10. I'm a little werewolf, short and stout. Here are my claws, here is my snout. When you hear me howl, I'm out for a prowl. Get to close and hear me growl. (To the tune of I'm a little teapot)
11. Strange request, I confess, though I'd rather die of loneliness. (What I plan on saying to anyone who dares ask me out)
12. Who lives in a prison called Nurmengard? Gellert Grindelwald! Blond and Evil and Horrible is he? Gellert Grindelwald! Who kills muggles and mudbloods alike? Gellert Grindelwald! And started his reign during the Third Reich? Gellert Grindelwald, Gellert Grindelwald, Gellert Grindelwald!!!!! (To the tune of the Spongebob theme song)
13. Somewhere far away in a place called Here, there was a man who was half-deer. The half-deer man was named Stan, and was part of the half-deer clan. Half-deer Stan came out at night, and gave the children many a fright. The children ran from Here to There, and found that half-deer Stan was everywhere!
14. It was then that I knew that the magician had preformed one of his most dangerous tricks- he had complimented me, presented me with a problem, distracted me with another compliment, somehow made the problem bigger in joke format, and promptly disappeared. It was daring, yet he pulled it off, leaving me to seethe and attempt to clean up his mistakes.
15. "Pick your poison," the old shopkeeper rasped. The mercenary scanned the vials. 'Asphyxiation', 'Stroke', and 'Pneumonia' were all very popular, but the mercenary reached for the dustiest vial, one that none had realized would have effect. The mercenary plucked the vial from its resting place, and handed it to the shopkeeper.
"Really?" he raised his eyebrows. The mercenary nodded. The shopkeeper rang up the price. The mercenary paid, and stepped out the door. 'Yes,' he thought, 'This will do nicely.'
Later, the mercenary tipped the vial into the cup to serve the king, and a word could be discerned from the side.
A little drop of Honesty was all it took to take down the corrupt King.
16. An idea for the Ultimate Holiday™. Halloween aesthetic, thanksgiving food, Christmas spirit/gift giving, Easter weather, and Independence day fireworks 👌
Well, I hope any who reads this enjoys the randomness of my phone notes! If you plan on taking anything from my notes and adapting it to a story, make sure that you send me a link when it's up! As long as I get to see it, I don't mind. Picture is courtesy of me snooping on my dad's computer! Enjoy, I guess!
