"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" You yelled repeatedly running around the house. You looked behind you and saw Fizz chasing you on all fours. Jesus Christ, how the fuck has he not caught me?! You thought and continued to run. "Come here, cutie! I won't bite~" He laughed and lunged at you. You were quick to dodge and he rammed face first into the wall. "Haha! Fuck you!" You flipped him off and ran down the hall. You saw a wardrobe and hid in it. You heard Fizz go by quickly.
You gave a quiet sigh of relief and laid your head against the back of the wardrobe. "Oh (Y/n)!~ Come out, come out wherever you are!~" He sung and you gagged. Why won't he just leeeaaave? You complained in your head and waited for him to give up. You heard his footsteps get closer. "Hmm, I've checked everywhere but here. Are you in here?~" He slowly began to open the door and you quickly shut it, earning a chuckle from him. "Aww, so shy. Soon, you'll always wanna be with me." He opened the door again and you shut it.
Then, you had an idea. You threw yourself out of the wardrobe and he grabbed you by your waist. Oh shit- You both tumbled and you landed on top of him, he still had his hands on you. "Ehhhhhh, let go." You pushed his face away but he still had a tight grip on you. He moved his head so then it laid on your chest. You groaned and started hitting him, getting a small 'ow' each punch.
"Let. Go. Of. Me." "I. Think. Not." He mocked you, nuzzling your chest. You growled and continued hitting him. "Get the fuck off me, you damn creep!" He shook his head and stayed still. You mumbled curse words at him in Italian, since your dad was Italian he taught you some. Fizz looked up at you. "What are you saying?" "Vaffanculo, stupido pagliaccio." You responded
He tilted his head, confused. You sighed. "It means fuck you, you stupid clown." "Aww, a nick name for me! Your too kind." He got close to your face and you punched him. He held the place where you punched him and pouted. "Ow, babe, that hurt." "Don't call me that. Now let me go so I can get food."
He took his hand off of his face and put it back on you. "I have something better in mind." You tilted your head, slightly confused. All of a sudden he lifted you off the ground and carried you bridal style to the kitchen. "OI! LET ME GO, I CAN WALK MYSELF!" You squirmed and tried to escape his grasp, but he had the grip of a Kodiak bear. Once you both arrived, he set you onto the counter. "Don't move." He said and ran to the fridge, grabbing food. "Ta da!" He said, turning around. In his hands were bacon and eggs. Damn it, why did he have bacon? I love bacon.. You thought.
You acted unamused, but Fizz didn't believe you. "C'mon, I know you love bacon. Who doesn't?" "Ok, you have a point there.. Where did you get them?" You asked. "Oh, I stole them!" He exclaimed happily. "What? That is illegal, Fizz!"
"But I'm a demon. Demons don't follow laws." He smirked. Damn it, he has another point.. "Oh! I also have something else for you~" He sang. "Oh boy." You said as he grabbed a bag and set it on the counter. You hesitated before looking in. It was full of Skittles, M&m's, Hershey's, and your favorite, Zot's! You couldn't help but to smile.
"Aww! Your so cute when you smile!" Fizzarolli exclaimed, hugging you. Your cheeks heated up a bit. "Y-Yeah, whatever." You said setting the candy aside. "So are we gonna make breakfast or not?" He gasped happily. "Is this our first date?!" "And on that note, go sit on the couch." You pointed to the living room. Fizz frowned and slowly walked towards the couch. For some reason, you felt bad. You groaned silently. "Ok, fine, you can stay. Just stop being flirty."
Fizz spun around, smiling. He grabbed a pan and turned on the stove while you got the bacon out of it's wrapping. You felt Fizz lay his head on your's. "Are you making fun of me cause I'm short?" "Maaayyyybeeee~ I just love that your so small!" He laughed softly and you blushed. Why the FUCK AM I BLUSHING?! You thought to yourself.
After finishing making the eggs and bacon, you and Fizz sat down onto the couch to enjoy it. "Hey, (Y/n)?" Fizz asked you. "Yeah?" "Want some of my bacon?" You shrugged. "Sure." He took the last piece of bacon and put one side in his mouth, winking at you. "Um, I'll actually pass." You chuckled and Fizz pouted for a second before coming up with an idea. He took the bacon out of his mouth and put his hand on the back of your head. Oh fuck no-
He went in for a kiss while you struggled making it difficult. "Nope nope nope nope nope." You shook your head and Fizz sighed. "Fiiiine, your so difficult, but hopefully that'll change." He kissed your head and went to the kitchen. What. De. Fak-
(A/n) Hope y'all enjoyed dis one. A lil action there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will still work on the Alastor x Reader just lemme work on dis too! Cya later!
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(DISCONTINUED)Yandere Fizzarolli x Human Reader (Robo Fizz)
Romance(Y/n) gets a new home and finds a little doll of a creepy clown. What happens when this clown comes to life? Ok, so I love this creepy bean (no judging!) He is just cute to me, idk why. Sooooo, for those who simp for him, I shall make this for y'all...