"No, Blitzo! You don't use the damn potion yet!" You hissed as Blitzo pulled out his potion card. "Well, I'm sorry if I've never played Witch Cats before!" "It's Wizard Kittens, dumbass." You corrected him as you used a scroll on one of the titans you were after. "Another one for me." You smiled and Fizz clapped. "Yay!" Moxxie was looking at the deck of cards anxiously. "What's wrong Moxxie?" You asked. "Well, how do we lose the game again?"
"You pull out the caught card which means you got caught by Professor Whispurr." You explained again. "Oh, hopefully I don't get us caught." He quickly picked a card from the pile. "Phew, I got a moth card." You gave a thumbs up as Fizz picked a card. "NOOOOOOOOO!" He slammed his head on the table. You gasped. "You didn't!"
Fizz nodded and held up the caught card. You laughed while Blitzo cursed at him. "I'm sowwy." Fizz whined. You chuckled. "Your fine, it's just a game." You pat his head as he continued whining. Millie gasped with an idea. "Lets play Truth or Dare!" Blitzo and Fizz spoke at the same time. "YES." While you and Moxxie yelled at the same time as well. "NO."
Blitzo shook his head. "Nuh uh, you two are out voted. To the couch!" Blitzo ran from the dining room to the couch, Millie and Moxxie following. All of a sudden, Fizz grabbed you and carried you over his head. "FIZZ PUT ME DOWN!" You yelled at his as he set you on the couch. You punched him but hurt yourself instead. "Ow, fuck-" Fizz hugged you happily.
"Ok, (Y/n) truth or dare!" Millie asked as she sat next to Moxxie on the couch. "Truth." "Do you love Fizzarolli?" She asked, smirking. You blushed and put your hood over your head, mumbling maybe. "I'm sorry, what was that?" Blitzo asked. "MAYBE!" You yelled and hid your face. "Moxxie truth or dare." You said quickly as you felt Fizz hug you tighter, obviously happy.
"Um, truth." Moxxie replied. "How much do you hate Blitzo's stupidity?" You poked your head out of your hood. "Very much." Moxxie replied, staring at Blitzo. "Hey, I'm sorry if I-" He was interrupted by his phone screaming? That is an odd ringtone. He picked up his phone and groaned. "Who is it?" You asked. "Stolas-"
"Put him on speaker, I dare you!" Fizz interrupted him and snatched the phone from him, answering the call and putting it on speaker. Blitzo sighed. "Oh for fuck's sake, WHAT?!" He yelled at the phone. "Hello my big dicked Blitzy~" Stolas said seductively through the phone. You and Fizz snickered. "What the hell? This is hilarious!" You whispered to Fizz who nodded. Blitzo took the phone, keeping it on speaker. "What the hell do you want?"
"Well, it's our tiiime~" He sung and Fizz burst out laughing. Blitzo shushed him. "Oh fucking damn it FINE! I'm on my way." He hung up the phone and yelled at Fizz. "THE FUCK MAN!" Fizz was rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off. "Enjoy your owl dick, 'Blitzy'. HAHAHA!" He mimicked Stolas and continued laughing. You tried to hold in your laughter. "Don't. Fucking. Do. It. (Y/n)." Blitzo hissed at you.
You broke. You rolled on the ground next to Fizz who continued laughing as well. Blitzo growled and stormed off, calling his friend Loona to open a portal. "I-I gotta meet this guy!" You sighed, wiping a tear and sitting up. Fizz glitchy laughing continued. "Yeah, until he tries to fuck Blitzo in front of ya!" He continued laughing. You chuckled. "So is he an owl demon?"
Fizz nodded, calming down. You saw a portal open up next to Blitzo. "Yeah, yeah. You should honestly thank me cause this is the only way that you could've ever met Fizzarolli and all of us. Wish me luck!" He waved and stepped through the portal. You honestly did thank him. "Hey, (Y/n)? Do you have an extra room we could use? We just wanna watch a movie together." Moxxie asked you.
"Ok, suuuuuuuuuuuure a 'movie'. But yes, two doors down from my room." You pointed up the stairs and Moxxie thanked you, heading towards it with Millie. "So, now what, sweetie?" Fizz asked, scooting closer to you. "Um, I don't know, might just grab something to eat." You got up and headed towards the kitchen.
(A/n) Sorry if this was boring, I was just running out of ideas, and I suggest you get the lovely card game 'Wizard Kittens'. Here are some cards! The top three are some curses, the four in the middle are the things to get rid of the curses and the bottom cards are some characters you can choose from:
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(DISCONTINUED)Yandere Fizzarolli x Human Reader (Robo Fizz)
Romance(Y/n) gets a new home and finds a little doll of a creepy clown. What happens when this clown comes to life? Ok, so I love this creepy bean (no judging!) He is just cute to me, idk why. Sooooo, for those who simp for him, I shall make this for y'all...