Loo Loo land

To Loo Loo land

Meanwhile in the office, Blitzo was near his climax.

Zeena- Oh... Oh...

His phone rings*

Zeena: Oh no.

Blitzo- Shit! I was just about to burst, goddamn it!

Blitzo quickly pulls out and puts his pants back on before answering the phone and drinking his coffee.

Blitzo- Yeah ?

Stolas- Hello, my big-dicked Blitzy~

Octavia and Blitzo simultaneously slut their coffee out from their mouths as the Weaselings looked stunned.

Everyone- What the fuck ?!

Stolas- Language, everyone! Blitzy, I just have a special request~

Blitzo- Ugh, look, I just had a chemical peel so find someone else you can plant that feathery bird ass on!

Stolas- It's for my daughter...

Blitzo- Oh. Make sure she washes it then.

Stolas- No, no, no! You see, I'm going to take my daughter's to Loo Loo Land. And, I was wondering if you brave imps would accompany us.

Tops: Can we come too Stolas?

Stolas- (Smiles) You sure can! As my own guests of honor.

Arabella- (Smiles) Sweet!

Blitzo- Look, you ruined my personal time with Zeena so don't call me for shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas: I'll pay you.

Blitzo- Pay me what ?

Stolas: Money.

Blitzo- Done! (Takes out a speaker) M and M! Get in here, because we're going to Loo Loo Land !

Then, Millie amd Moxxie appeared.

Moxxie- (Misheard) Loo Loo Land?

Millie- (Excitedly) Loo Loo Land?!

Blitzo- Loo Loo Land!!

Loona- SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Malikai: Oh boy.

Millie- Wow.

Soon at the parking lot*

Tops: Yay! Loo Loo land!

Everyone gets ou of the van as Stolas puts on a Loo Loo apple hat and Blitzo walks up to him.

Blitzo- (Puts on black sunglasses) Now, remember, this is work and work only. My crew and I aren't here to satisfy your perverted bird needs. If you try fucking my ass in this park while my girlfriend is with me , I swear...

Zor: Sigh, I can't believe your brought me here to this sad place.

Octavia- I feel like I'm gonna be sick.

Zor looks at her: I feel your pain.

Octavia- Thanks.

Millie takes off her sunglasses amd looks around.

Millie- WOW! I haven't been to this place since I was a toddler ! And , it hasn't changed a bit. Oh! (Points) Look!

The imps look and see a busted old dinosaur demon with two faces up amd down malfunctioning and roaring scarily at them.

Moxxie- That is... Deeply upsetting.

Malikai: Oh Blitzo, I forgot to have a quick introduction. Arabella this is my pal Blitzo. Blitzo, this is my long lost sis Arabella.

Arabella- (Smiles and waves) Hi.

Blitzo- Eya, Toots. Nice to meet you. I'm the boss of the Immediate Murder Professionals and this is my girlfriend, Zeena.

Zeena: Hiya.

Arabella- (Giggles) Hiya. It's nice to meet you both.

Blitzo- (Smiles) It is nice to meet you too.

Malikai: Hey sibs, go have fun at this place. Oh and sis. *takes out a magenta wand* Here's your very own wand to protect yourself with.

Arabella- (Smiles) Thanks, bro.

Arabella hugs her big brother.

Malikai hugs her back: *looks at Umbra* Dad, keep an eye on my sis okay.

Umbra: Of course son.

Arabella- ( Smiles ) See ya !

Malikai waves bye, grabs his gun*

Malikai: Okay Blitz buddy, let's do this bodyguard job.

Blitzo- You got it.