Ludel: That's a beautiful song.
Tops is crying tears of joy*
Even , Jason shed some tears under his shades.
Zanobia- I miss our parents.
Arabella- Me too.
Pentol- (Wipes his tears) Man, despite being a sex crazed pervert, he is sure hell is one good father.
Malikai: I agree.
Stolas smiles and wipes his tears, and everyone enjoys the moment in silence until, a vase nearly hits Stolas but he quickly dodges with a surprised exclaim and the vase shatters onto the ground.
Wife- YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Ludel: Uh oh.
Malikai: Sibs, let's go to another room.
Everyone walks into another room and watched the argument quickly ensue.
Wife- I cannot believe you slept with an imp, a cat, and now a FUCKING buzzard! In our bed!!
Pentol: I think she finally snapped.
Stolas- It wasn't expected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!
Wife- A motel?! Like a FUCKING oblivion?!
Malikai: Um, oh that reminds me, sibs, you wait right here, I need to see dad.
Arabella- Okay?
Malikai leaves as Octavia solemnly passes them and into the kitchen where her parents are arguing.
The weaselings still looked*
The female owl screamed and threw and shattered stuff before she grabbed a servant imp from out of nowhere.
Wife- You want to fuck this one too?!
Stolas' wife throws the servant imp directly at him but he dodges.
Stolas- What? No! Of course not!
Wife- You are a GODDAMNED embarrassment! And, I won't spend another moment looking at that. PATHETIC, IMP-BUZZARD-CAT- SUCKING FACE!!!
Then, she storms out slamming and breaking stuff as she continued angrily rambling.
Ludel: I think it's safe now.
Stolas sighs in relief and sees his daughter at the table , drinking coffee as the Weaselings cautiously walk back into the kitchen again.
Stolas- GOOD MORNING, Octavia! Did you sleep well my owlet?
Octavia- (Monotonously) A serious question.
Stolas heads into the fridge and got out a slice of a seemingly zebra meat.
Stolas- Say um, what are you listening to?
Octavia- Its called " My world is burning down around me" .... It's by Fuck You Dad.....
Stolas looks at her a little hurt
Octavia- ... It's a band.
Stolas- (Uncomfortably) How charming...
Stolas then feeds the zebra meat to his giant pet plant monster and pets it.
Octavia- So , are you two done screaming for the day ?
Stolas- Um....
They hear his wife shattering stuff amd screaming with burning rage.
Ludel: Oh boy.
Stolas looks away for a second until an idea popped into his head.
Stolas- You know what we haven't done in forever?! I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell . How about we Loo Loo Land?!
Octavia- ( Unenthusiastically ) I'm not five anymore.
Stolas- You were always so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! Why don't you say we go back there again? (Looks at the portrait) Just the two of us?
Octavia- ( Deadpanned ) I'd rather kill myself.
Arabella- Wow. That's intensely deep.
Stolas- (Smiles) There we go ! Anything but staying in this house. (Grabs the phone) Now , I'll arrange our security.
Octavia- (Skeptically, unimpressed) Security for a theme park?
Stolas- We are rich and we are hot. People want out money and our bodies...
Octavia- Money , maybe...
Stolas- Speak for yourself, princess.
Pentol: I know who's going to be security.
Stolas- Now, I'm going to call the only man who can FUCK me !
Jason: What?
Octavia- ( Aghast ) What ?
Stolas- I meant protect me--Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable , you know.
Octavia groans amd covers her eyes woth her beanie.
Meanwhile in the IMP office, Blitzo is having sex with Zeena.
Umbra is hanging out with Zavok*
Then Malikai appears passed the office and into the hangout room where Loona, and Millie are with them.
Zavok- Ey, Malikai.
Malikai: Hey, where's dad?
Zavok- Right there.
Zavok points next to him.
Umbra: Oh hey son.
Malikai crosses his arms: Dad, I found my long lost sister.
Umbra's face dropped: You what?
Zavok- Oh, boy.
Loona: Ooh this is getting interesting. *as she texts*
Malikai: You didn't tell me that we have a 9th sibling.
Umbra: Son please don't be mad, I was trying to protect you.
Malikai: I'm not mad, and Arabella is safe.
Umbra: Phew.
Millie- Ooh!
Malikai: But when the rest of my siblings get here to see you. You. Owe. Us. All. An. Apology.
Umbra sighs: Yes son.
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Loo Loo land
ActionMalikai and his siblings came to see Stolas, until Stolas decided to take his daughter to Loo Loo land.