Kyo: why does Kageyama say boke a lot
Shoyo: he doesn't know how to express his emotions so instead, he's angry
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Daichi: so you caught committing arson, You get a phone call who's number.
Shiota: Sorry ask again I was to busy looking at your thighs.
Shota: Natsu
Daichi: guys this is an exercise so you don't fuck up when this happens. What are you doing?!
Shiota: You hopefully
Suga: *dying gremlin sounds*
Shoyo: told you it wouldn't work
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Shoyo: so if *easy math question* equals *answer* then *easy math question* equals *answer*!
Kyo: no it equals *answer* it's basic math!
*Tsukishima in the distance knowing their both wrong*
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Shota: so I have a cute face but a hot personality
Shiota: I have the same thing but bisexual
Both: so in conclusion... you should date us
Kiyoko: no
*Shota passing Shiota money*: fuck
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Shiota: nuns. okay
His friend: this is math what has this got to do with nuns
Shiota: I don't believe in god but I believe in sexy nuns
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Suga: hinata you okay?
Shoyo: yeah I'm okay it's just the daddy issues
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Teacher: hinata please unmute yourself please
Shoyo: *unmutes*
*short dick man playing in the background on full volume*
Teacher: nevermind
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Reporter: what was your family like growing up?
Shoyo: daddy issues and an ungodly amount of siblings
Reporter: *awkwardly* how many siblings
Shoyo: full siblings...two sets of twins and my sister and half theres 6... I think idk anything about them
Reporter: ...
Shoyo: yeah a lot of daddy issues, right!
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*The hinata siblings and their emotional neglect from their father*
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There's 3 of them! (Haikyuu fanfiction)
HumorWhat if Hinata has two older brothers? First fanfic so bad writing on my part!
