Once Upon A Bullshit

Chapter 1

   "Lari Queiva" ay shet ako pala napili for recitation. My classmates were laughing kasi mali yung sagot ko, jeez! Napaka babaw ng kasiyahan nila. I was burning red like a freaking tomato kasi nakakahiya, hindi ba pedeng lutang lang ako.

Came break time, me and my friend Yvonne went to our usual spot under this huge tree in our campus. I like this tree it allows me to breathe in this handmade hell.

"Have you seen this cute boy sa campus daw naten! Oh my god! Lariiiii! He do be so cuteee!" Yvonne said almost shouting in my freaking ears. "Von! omg can you lower down your voice, muntik na lumabas eardrums ko sayo" Yvonne just giggled. "Plus may boyfriend ka na no!" this girl seriously.

"Whatever Lari! Basta he's cute and I'm thinking about trying to be friends with him hehe, and also Madam Lari friends lang naman he seems like a loner." Jusko Von talaga. "Talk about pathetic Von, and hmm.. I'm bored so maybe I could help you"

We apparently stalked the guy and we heard his name was David Lacson, cool name I gotta give him that. We found out na he's friends with Blake, he's famous in the campus kase and here's what. He's my best friend, yup! You read that right. Blake didn't really mention David to me before so I don't exactly know him.

So he's a transferred student from NYC.

Damn.

He's in Class-A, damn, so he's a smart-ass. Kami kasi ni Yvonne is nasa Class-C, puro kase kami kalokohan, not that were both dumb-dumb.

I saw David and Blake talking seriously, I didn't hear no shit. Sayang! Ang layo ko kasi sakanila. Right after that nag-hug sila then umalis na si Blake. Muntik na ako takasan ng kaluluwa ko when David landed his eyes on me!

Shit.

Nakita nya ko! Nakakahiya I literally look like a stalker behind this freaking bush! I quickly hid my face like it will solve anything. Thank god! Hindi na lumapit si David sa bush na to! I'd literally die sa kahihiyan!.

I decided to just go to the bathroom. Holy freaking jesus! I swear to whoever-to-swear-with im not gonna follow anyone ever again. Von kasi pati katangahan ko kasi e!

Blake called me telling he's throwing a party for that-David-guy. So I'm assuming yun na yung pinagusapan nila kanina. A welcome party. I agreed I'll get bored in the house anyways, plus we're in our third-year na in high school I think we all deserved to party noh!

"May damit ka na ba for the party later?" Yvonne saying while pacing back and forth. "Von can you stop?! Ako nahihilo sayo! And wala ba kayong usapan ng boyfriend mo? Like parehas kayo ng suot?" I said teasing her, serves her right noh! Whenever I'm with them kaya pinapamukha nila saken na third wheel ako! Jeez. "Well he said he can't make it to the party cuz family dinner daw. I'm all yours Lari" then we both laughed. Now that's gold.

Half an hour before the party Von and I are all set na. Yung driver nalang ni Von yung hinihintay namen kase Von insisted na magsabay kaming dalawa, so I just agreed I don't wanna drive din naman. The car finally arrived, nabatukan pa ni Von yung driver kasi ang tagal daw dumating. Don't worry ganan talaga yan dalawa nayan.

"Omg Lari! Maybe Blake will introduce us to David! And you both will make a good match. Ang cute lang isipin ikaw may boyfriend HAHAHAH! Will you gonna be sweet na kaya? Will you be a clingy girlfriend kaya?" wow Von thanks! -_- Nilagyan ko nag tissue yung bibig nya. Ingay. I just rolled my eyes on her waiting to finally arrive to the party na, I'm already thirsty.

"Lariiii!" Blake shouted when he saw us arriving. "Happy to see you here! Gutom ka na? Thirsty? Help youself nalang ha! We'll talk later hanapin ko lang si Dave". Dave? Oh maybe David. Damn ang daming bisita! I didn't know David guy is this famous.

Von and I saw a lonely girl sa side so dun nalang kami umupo. We exchanged name dun sa girl and her name is Gina, she's nice naman and she's so pretty. I gotta say Blake-y boy has a taste. Yeah this is Blake's crush, he's always talking about Gina whenever we're hanging out. I find it cute kase Blake is a torpe guy even tho he's famous and all that, he is still a torpe type of a guy.

The star of the show finally arrived.

Damn.

"Yung panty mo Lari!" Hinablot ko yung ulo ni Yvonne at pinakita ko sakanya kung ano yung tinitignan ko.

"Holy mother-trucker! Now that's a sight".

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