Btw: While we are writing this, the real Emma is cuddling with Lillys Bedecosplay and refuses to give it back lol
Being a Nagito kinnie is really hard :'( Emma thought as she was on her way to her braindead friend called Nele.
''Theultimatesareworkingtogethertocombatthedespairoftheirfriends- " she was mumbling to herself, when she suddenly bumped into someone. The person she bumped into screamed like a 5 year old little girl.
"You degenerate desklamp, ich swear I'm gonna kill you, how dare you bump into m-" he stopped, while staring into her beautiful brown eyes.
"Yes Bede, Step on me!"
"SENPAI NOTICED MEEE!" Emma screamed while running in circles. She too, stopped to stare into his beautiful amethyst-coloured eyes that reminded her of a sunset at the beach.
Betys war sprachlos - er hatte noch nie so eine wunderschöne Gestalt gesehen, wie Emma es war. "S- sorry" stotterte er wie ein scheiß Vollidiot.
Bede was also speechless - he had never seen such a beautiful being before, like Emma was. "S-sorry" he stuttered like a fucking idiot.
"Like in a shojo Manga!" Emma squealed and decided to shoot her shot.
"Can I get your number?" Emma asked and did the finger-on-the-chin-move she copied from TikTok fuckboys.
They exchanged numbers and when Emma was just about to leave, the words of her future lover made her stop.
"How can I make bumping into you up to you?"
-- Lemon warning --
"Take your clothes off" Emma said, her thoughts blinded by love.
"WHADDAYAMEAN" Bede screamed like Hajime Hinata from DangitGrandpa.
"I MEANT YOUR JACKEEEET!!" Emma now had the urge to die.
Bede blushed. He thought clumsy girls are super adorable. He immediately gave her the jacket.
-- Lemon end --
Satisfied, Emma went Home with the jacket. On the same evening, she made plans with Bede to meet up at the park the next day. Instead of her blanket, she used Bedes jacket that evening.
*Timeskip: at the park*
"Oh...Hey Emma." Bede said. He had never believed in Love at first sight before, but this time it was different. His heart was beating faster than the beat in which he punched Hop. To be extra romantic, he even brought cocoa. Together, they drank cocoa until Emma had an Idea. "Bede..." she began. "Yes?" No matter what it was, he'd do anything for his true love. Zusammen tranken sie Kakao, bis Emma eine Idee hatte .
- - SERIOUS BIG LEMON/ SMUT WARNING- -
"Can we h*ld h*nds?
"WHAT?!" Bede screamed. "Opal told me no h*lding h*nds before marriage!
"lol" Emma said.
"lolol" Bede said.
"lololol" Emma responded seductively.
"lolololol" Bede flirted back. Internally, he squeeched "HOW ROMANTIC AHHHH!"
*The RFA liked that*
And if they didn't die, they're still flirting.
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Crackshots⁢3 (English)
HumorWe're basically just shipping and pissing each other off with this lol 🤠= written by Nele 🌸=written by Lilly 💖=written by Emma
