tHe BaD bOy AnD mE 2: the True Love Story

The True Love Story

The loud music was so loud that it was classified as the loudest music in the world records but my and Cheilhe were already deaf from screeching at each other that it didn't matter. Then during the last song the lead band member was singing and then he locked eyes with me and his almost rainbow eyes (almost because no one's eyes are as rainbow as MaySEN's) sparkled in the light of the stage. Omg I thought, that's the new love of my life!!!1!!!11! And it just so happened that after the show we had backstage passes that we were handed our of nowhere because we're special so we went backstage along with all the other screaming fangirls but we're not screaming fangirls were mature composed adults because like I said, I'm actually 25.

We finished our not fangirling and we both hooked up with lead band member and got pregenat but not actually because we've both had so many kids our uteruses no longer exist but I also realized how in love I am with Cheilhe and how hot she is but it's fine because we're both married with kids and don't actually love each other.

We started driving home and then I swerved to avoid hitting a turtle and accidentally hit a dudebro who was out for a run. Cheilhe screeched and I called an ambulance. When it arrived I yelled at the paramedics because the wee-woos were too loud and then we went to the hospital where I saved dudebro's life because I'm a doctor (:

So like I took out my doctor kit, like barbie has but like mine is real because I'm a real doctor, I'm not a doll. And I started giving mouth to mouth to dudebro but like he wasn't breathing so I yelled at him to wake up because he like wasn't?

I yelled at the dudebro but he still didn't wake up so Cheilhe pushed me to the side and screeched in his ear. He came to his senses with a jolt and looked at us and went "Bro you really killed my hearing bro like what gives bro?" and then got up and walked away. Suddenly from behind me I heard a commotion and turned to see that BTS dude running toward me, his almost rainbow oRbS sparkling in the lights of the city at night. "Wait!" he screeched. "Wait! You, with the blonde hair!" "Me?" Cheilhe and I both asked, turning around at the same time. It was true, we were both blonde but she was more blonde like yellow blonde but like not golden yellow and not banana yellow more like dandelion yellow but less yellow than that yellow. Also she was pretty and I am ugly. Anyway, the BTS dude thrust a finger at me and said, "You! I have searched far and wide all night since my concert ended and have asked every person I could find about you. You were so captivating, with your blonde hair and blue eyes that are totally unique and soooo not overused that I had to look for you and you only amongst the 2 million people that came to my concert! And now I've finally found you!"

"Why me!?!?" I screamed but not screeched because I'm mature but like a delicate nervous scream. Cheilhe stared at him and turned back into an alien and sucked out his brains and dudebro woke up but I smacked him and he fell again and he might have died but that's fine because I'm a doctor and Cheilhe went back to human and said "Brains good, weird guy not." and kissed my cheek then we walked to dudebro to make sure he was alive and he was so I gave him mouth to mouth again and then passed out because I forgot how to breathe.

I woke up to dudebro leaning over my face and I screamed and slapped him, accidentally leaving marks because of my 20 inch nails. Dudebro said "Hi, my name is Bradwithabs I know you're my doctor but you're hOt would you like to go back to my apartment?" I nodded and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding as he hoisted me up and threw me over his shoulder because he's got so many muscles because he inhales works out and I think that's hawt.

Bradwithabs's POV:

I smiled but like currently smile so it's happening now and I'm smiling at hawt doctor human even though she can't see because she's like over my shoulder, but her ass is so round it's like an apple but like a peach but it's not a fruit? We magically ended up in front of my bed and then I told her to strip while I strip and then she said I need support and kidneys.