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{things my friend group has said while playing roblox at 1am}
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h. chandler: she can jump higher than your future

ram: wanna hear a joke funnier than sliced bread? Toast Malone

ms fleming: the #1 president who can suck my left pinky toe is Obama

jd: i want to stab someone

h. duke: i like HoEiNg too

veronica: i want the knock off brand of cheezits
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seymour: this turkey is ripped

aragon: stop speaking in noodles

howard: booble milk

boleyn: in my swamp, people are ghost peppers. one bite and you're dead

parr: go choke on a thumb tack

cleves: you probably need a fruit loop to aim
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wilbur: you inconceivable rat, listen to me

dream: put away your cake

tommy: did you pee on me?
tubbo: yes

sapnap: you've been deleted from church

eret: no one likes you and your sports addiction

purpled: my dads going to be pissed if i dyed my hair purple... let's do it
{the original said pink, but i thought purple fit better}
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flynn: what the FiRk

julie: you took your peas out of me and flynn
carrie:
nick:
julie: what do you have to say about that?

reggie: heaven would have green bean casserole

alex: i'm a human timer *flips hair*

nick: plot twist shrek is a girl

kayla: i don't give a CrAcK