Roomates

Day 3

Nikeela Marie  

Yesterday we was invited to a welcoming party, hosted by a couple round my brothers age, 20, 21. It was chill, good ass food, just wish I could understand what the fuck they sayin.

"What the fuck you mean? We already moved our shit in." I heard Lexis say.

"No, we can't just pack our shit up and go. We aint got nowhere to go." She said. "We can find another leaser? Ok, ight, that's what we'll do." 

She hung up and threw her phone down.

"What the hell was that about Lex?" I asked.

"We gotta find another roommate or two becuh our faggot ass landlord just raised the rent price."

(Now dontchall get offended by my use of words.)

"Damn. So put a post up, like on ig or sum." I said and she nodded, pulling out ha phone and put the post up.

She immediately got hella notifactions. 

"Put up a schedule." She said, so I pulled my laptop out from under my bed and created one.

"Well thank you for stopping by, we will be getting ahold of you on behalf of our decisions." I said and this bitch walked out the house.

"She definitely not moving in hea." Lex said.

"Yea, no shit." I said. "I'm fuckin tied."

"Same." She said, sitting back in ha chair.

"Say?" Someone said, knocking on the door. We looked up and there was two fine ass niggas in the door. One wit dents in his head and one darkskin, blasian nigga. "Yall stI'll looking for roommates?"

"Yussuh." Lexus said, tryna imitate they accent.

"Guh stawp." I laughed they sat down and we started the interview.

"Shit you're Youngboy, ain't it?" Lexis asked out of nowhere.

"Yes'm." He said, smiling and flashing his grillz.

"I fw sum of ya music." I said.

"You look familiar." He said.

(WE GON PRETEND THAT THEY LIVED IN ORANGE COUNTRY FLORIDA,  AMD THAT MELLY FUCKS WIT 4KT MKAY)

"I was waiting on you to say that." I said.

"Wym?" 

"It's coo that you'on remember, but you was at the gas station wit Boo and you aint have enough for what y'all wanted, y'all was finna steal it and I offered to pay fa it. Then you was like how old you is and i said eight and then you was like fuckin witchyou gon catch me a case, when you was like 10. Then I sucked yo dick at at party when I was 11 and you was 13." I shrugged.

"Damn yb." His friend, Ben said.

"Boo death is the reason we left." He said.

"Im aware." I said. "Anyway, hea yo key." 

"Just like that?" Ben asked.

"Yea." Lexis said, eyeing him.

Oop.

We exchanged goodbyes and they parted ways.