Roomates

1 Week, 2 Days

NIKEELA

"You can't still be mad that Nene showed up, is you?" Yb asked, laying his head on my lap as I played C.O.D.

"Yea. I am. So like can you move?" I asked and he smacked his lips.

"Y'all stay arguing, accin like you wasn't buddy buddy when they first got hea." Ben said, flipping over the couch, kicking Yb in the dick in the process.

"Not the baby maker." Lexis laughed.

"Girl, fuck him and his 24 inch dick." I said, making them buss out laughing.

"How you know how long my dick is?" YB asked.

"Cuh Yb we get high and do stupi ass shit." I said.

"I know yo ass ain juss call me YB." He said, picking his head outta my lap and snatching my controller out my hand.

"Nigga gimme it back, or at least pause the shii. Lucky it ain a live game." I said.

"Shut the fuck up wit allat talkin." He said and I punched him in the face.

"Damn she gotchyo ass." Ben said.

"She just like ha damn brother. Fuck Melvin, til its backwards." Lexis said.

"Shut up, Melly ain een that bad. Melvin, now he bad, but he ain once you coo coo wit him." I said.

"Melly? Melvin? That crazy ass nigga yo brother?" Yb asked.

"Yea. Nikeela Demons. How ya doin?" 

"You always gotta attitude." He said.

"Cuh she ain had no dick since like 8th fuckin grade." Lexis said.

"Back in 8th grade I swear ian have a thaaang baaby." I sang, making Ben laugh.

"Brother." I said, poking my lip out, putting my feet in his lap.

"Yes?" He asked, pushing my feet off. "New pants. Nun against you and yo pretty ass feet." 

I giggled a lil and nodded, Yb mugged him.

"Will you go gemme some Subway and Chick-Fil-A. No scratch the Chick-Fil-A, gemme gas station chicken, and a spicy Popeye sandwhich." I said.

"Damn bitch you pregnant?" Lexis asked me.

"I ain have no dick recently." I said, shrugging.

"She finna." Yb mumbled.

"Nope. You infested. You said it in Can't Be Saved." I said.

(My bf got mad at me Sunday because he was talm shii on Yb cuh he'on like em, for whatever fuckin reason...antyway back to the story. My bsf was talm and talm then my bf pipped up talm bout sum wit 6, 7 kids and onna em got herpes too and outta nowhere said "shii I'd take Yb herpes and all" and he got mad, now he not talm to me. Whatever, Yb come first.)

"Condoms, retard." Lexis said.

"He ah, how he put it "rull street nigga, he'on know how to use em." So no." I said, mimicking his BR accent.

"She kinda sounded like you." Ben said. "But aye sis, that all you wanted?" 

"Yes." I said.

"Ight. Im finna be back." He said, kissing Lexis cheek and left out the house.

"Real street nigga, ian tryna feel no sorrow, drivin this Maybach like a fuckin Monte Carlo." I sang and Yb looked at me.

"Sound sexy as hell singing my shii." He said and I felt my cheeks get hot.

"Ight." I said, shrugging it off and walking to my room.

Eventually Ben came back wit my food and I cashapped him the money in return, then he and YB left to go "handle some shii" and Lexis went to the salon, so I stayed home and ate and slept.