I will be your guide. Who am I? Why does it matter?
Now let me tell you about our happy town of Suburbia, Maine. Suburbia is perfect. The school is great, the shops are wonderful. The citizens are nice, of course, and the sun is literally shining all the time. As in it is never actually night here and we sleep whenever we are tired. But, like the citizens of every other town in existence, the citizens of Suburbia are dying at what would be an alarming rate to anyone who wasn't used to it. We just grit our teeth and happily thumb through the pages of obituaries.
