you were at home, in your bedroom late at night playing flappy bird, procrastinating on your school work. you see an ad for the game "akinator" and a smexy genie on the cover. you decide to download it but the game malfunctioned and crashed so you flick ur bean to the thought of akinator and he suddenly appears and rails u with his sEnSiTiVe mEmBeR. the end.
did you really think that was the end?
the big man, george washington himself flys thru the window and films u and akinator. he posts it on his onlyfans and akinator gets fired, leaving you two Naked And Afraid™️(HAHAHAhah get it) you and akinator move to russia to be strong and kick washington butt. the end.
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