JOSUHAN ONESHOTS

Greedy

Rohan POV 
I've been laying in my bed, thinking. Why is Josuke so nice to me? I hate him. I hate him. Yet he lets me live in his house, eat his food, washes my clothes, and complements me on my work. Strangely enough, I feel the need to do the same to him. I let out a loud exhale no, he's doing this on purpose, he wants something from me, he definitely wants something from me and I'm going to confront him about it. 

I walk to his room and knock on the door, no answer. hmm, strange I think to myself. I invite myself in any way, just to be met with a newly showered Josuke. In a towel. Staring at me. Not just with his eyes but with his broad shoulders, his impressive calves, his chest, his lips- they're all looking at me. I feel the heat rush to my face as I mutter a sentence that I'm pretty sure came out like "oopspardonmeforintterupttinghehehokbye" and slammed the door behind me. Gosh, why do I feel like this, he's just a college student who is suspiciously nice, tsk, ill ask him about his kindness later. 

LUNCH
Tea. i used to always drink this while working as I didn't really have time to eat food, that is, until Josuke constantly nagged me to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner. Goodness, he's acting like my mom, not that I'm complaining... I mean- of course I hate it, I hate him, its just nice to have someone look out for me once in a while, no- he's obviously acting like he cares to- be in my manga or something. "Morning" I practically jump out of my seat and turn my head towards the chuckling voice "Did I startle the one and only Kishibe Rohan?" He may be a college student but he's acts like the stupid high schooler I first met  "shut up, Higashikata" oh right, my question I clear my throat "Yes?" "drop the act" He looks at me with a confused face, I sigh he must be dumber than I thought  "stop complimenting me, stop being so nice, stop- caring" "what do you mean?" "I get it, you want something out of me, you can just ask without being so- so- so so loving"  that's when it hit me, wait a second, why am I telling him to stop?  I don't necessarily hate it when he does that, in fact- I kinda like it, I kinda like- him but it doesn't matter, all these loving things that he does are out of greed, he's greedy, he wants something out of me, what's the point of liking someone if they're only nice when they want something?  stupid higashikata, stupid Josuke, stupid, stupid  "Rohan?"  I look up "you kind of tuned out there" "oh, sorry" "you were saying?" I speak up again, except angrier "all you are, is greedy" "what?" "you're greedy, Higashikata, you just want things from me- money, fame-" "no" "pardon me?" "no." "I do want something from you," knew it "but it's none of those things" "then what is it, Josuke" his eyes widened as he said "I want you" "h- huh?" "I want to be your friend, but I feel like we're already friends, and now, I want to be even more than friends, I want to be your lover, the one you love-" I cut him off. I kissed him. I kissed him. For a long time too, air didn't matter to me. We broke apart, panting. 

"This might seem a little sudden but"

"I love you"
"I love you"

Yea I suck at writing but whatever arufhaoidfja

~VK