"Hey onion!" steven said as onion walked in his house. "Are you ready for me to babysit!?" steven asked.
Of course, onion was mute as always. He plopped down on the couch next to steven.
"Well okay then," steven said as he took his phone out. "looks like this will be easy, I will barley have to do a thing" steven said relieved.
A few minutes passed and onion realized steven wasnt paying any attention to him. Onion repeatedly tapped stevens shoulder but no response. Then onion hit stevens phone done and it fell out of his hand and onto his nuts.
"AH ONION" steven screamed in pain while putting his hands on his balls.
Onion then realized how he was gonna get stevens attention.
"meh meh meh meh" onion said
"onion you know I cant understand you" steven said as he took his hands off of his package. onion then took his fist and punched stevens crotch harder then he's ever experienced
"ONION!!" steven screamed as he fell off the couch and onto the ground holding his manhood. "You can"t hit me there, it really hurts"
"meh meh meh meh" onion replied
"see watch this" steven said as he got off the ground. steven then kicked onion in the balls, of course not that hard.
onion winced in pain holding his nuts.
"See onion, it really hurts so stop" steven said right before onion grabs stevens balls through his jeans with his hand"
"MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH" onion screamed
"ONION STOPPPP" steven screamed back
stevens breathing got more and more heavy
"ONION PLEASE I NEED MY BALLS TO HAVE CHILDREN, J-JUST LET THEM GO" steven said
then the door bell rang
onion finally let go of stevens balls
steven dropped to the ground and curled up into a ball, holding his ballsack.
onion then went to open the door to see his dad, yellowtail and his brother, sour cream.
"Hey onion" sour cream said. "we are here to pick you up." "was steven a good babysitter?" onion asked
"meh meh meh" yellow tail said
onion, not wanting to go home yet, kicked sour cream and yellow tail in the junk as hard as he could.
yellow tail and sour cream both dropped to their ground holding their balls.
"m-my nuts! my teenage nuts! they have so much use left!" sour cream said in pain
"meh meh meh" yellow tail said in pain.
onion then looked around at the three men all on the ground grasping their balls. onion then started to laugh
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steven universe onion vs steven ballbusting
Fanfictiononion gets mad when steven doesnt pay attention to him, and onion goes for stevens balls