Ways to piss off voldemort

1) tell him to get a tan cause green is NOT his color.

2) make jokes about smelling things and how he doesn't have a nose.

3) show him tobuscus' harry potter trailer spoof for the deathly hallows.

-then proceed to tell him about how you could give him said manicure.

4) ask him if he told his muggle-hating followers that he's a half-blood.

5) hand him a mirror.

6) Tell him that he might as well take Lucius Malfoy's nose and hair seeing as he already took his wand and house.

7) blow blueberry scented bubbles in his face.

8) comment on how he still hasn't managed to kill Harry Potter yet.

9) make snake stew out of nagini.

10) get nagini stuffed.

11) call him Tom

12) permanently dye the death eaters' robes hot pink and call them all Sally.

13) punch him in the face.

14) puke on his face.

15) slip some snake onto his plate on a day he is distracted then shout "Bellatrix! Look what you did bitch, this is cannibalism!"

16) put a potion in his soap that permanently dyes your skin pink.

17) draw a dark mark on your arm and say "Yo bossman, who are we gonna kill today?"

18) Ask him how he plans on killing Harry Potter are going and comment on why you don't think it will work and point out every single flaw.

19) make fake guns with your fingers and pretend to shoot him.

20) give him shoes.

21) try to drown Him in Holy water and justify it by saying you were trying to get the leech off the back of Professor Quirrel's head.