Ways to piss off voldemort

GUESS WHAT... IM NOT DONE YET!

22) give him sprinkles (his past... Just dont ask) he fears them especially the chocolate ones that resemble little shits. (he is soooo messed up)

23) force him to watch chick flicks

24) watch star wars with him and ask if he is harry's real father.

25) repaint malfoy manor red and gold.

26) Awkwardly hand him a plastic nose and motion putting it on saying that looking at him without a nose makes you uncomfortable

27) throw ducks at him

28)-or anything for that matter

29) continuously poke his face and say "volde. hey, hey. Hey, volde..." over and over again

30) ask him what his boggart is

31) place a bet that its harry potter

32) tell him yo mamas so dumb jokes

33) for example: Hey Volde, yo mamas so stupid she thought a love potion would make someone really fall in love with her. (true story bro)

34)If he sleeps in use the excuse that you tried to wake him up by waving his breakfast under his nose.