35. apparate with him to a muggle wig shop and tell him it's for the best.
36. talk to him about why deatheaters are stupid.
37. especially bring up the name deatheaters, how can you eat death? or are they just that messed up?
38. make him eat pineapples... without cutting the spiky stuff off OoO
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Ways to piss off voldemort
FanficWe all wanna piss off Voldemort, personally it's at the top of my bucket list. So sit down with a glass of butterbeer and enjoy.
