wow birthday gurl m8

88 5 9
                                    

A: YOOOO
HOW OLD R U 69
YOU GREW UP SO FAST
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY

M: fuk off m8 and appreci8 no h8 m8 gr8

A: FUCKYU

M: BUT SRSLY TNX BAE <3 <3

A: OH GOT SCARED THERE FOR A SEC 
BUT OMG ITS LIKE IM NOT EVEN LEGAL ON SOCIAL WEBSITES AND THE WORLD DISCRIMINATES  MY AGE AND UR A FUCKING GRANDMA NOW BYE (she's 12)

M: literally fuck you 

A: love you too <3

M: omfg i just scared the shit out of myself
So im always telling ppl i'm 14 so i was like 'wait im 15 now? 15?? HOW THE FUCK AM I 15 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE'
and then i remembered calm the fuck down ur 14 now

A: AM I DRUNK
WTF
WHAT EVEN 
WHAT R U DOIN

M: you're home, go drunk

A: STOP
WTF IM NOT 14

M: i know ur not 14 da faq annie?

A: WTF
OHHH
I THOUGHT 
OHMYGOD

M: hahahah that was me telling my self to calm the fuck down bc im 14

A: OH OMG HAHAHAH

M: i need to pee so bad
I'm doing thrusting motions 
i feel so dirty

A: I NEED TEA
wow

M: but its helping

A: Slow down

M: grab the wall
Jiggle like u wanna make your ass fall off

A: omg you're on year younger than everyone who's birthday still isnt
Words of wisdom

M: K wow dat logic

A: Jiggle
omg imagine if

M: GASS PEDAL GASS PEDAL

A: GIGGLE
Giggle like u wanna make ur ass fall of

M: thats basically me on tumblr
GASS PEDAL GASS PEDAL

A: WHY DO I KEEP READING IT LIKE GLASS PEDAL

M: hahaha wow
wow
WOW
wow
i need the grace pic
wow


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