Sun x moon

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It's not romantic is platonic
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Grass POV:
I see shoes lots of shoes no like a shoe shop level of lots of shoes

Jk the moon POV:

A few days ago Sun left to visit his siblings EBLM J0555-57Ab, His sister and the shortest and WR 102, His brother and the hottest star (heat wise, get you mind out the gutter), None of the planets or us moons have met them but from what Sun tells us they seem deviant so he'd fit in pretty well.

Anyway it's been pretty cold in the house without Sun, Jupiter said we should get a heater but Saturn just yelled that it would be a wast of money since Sun was basically a heater, it's honestly funny how much we need him without realising, Pluto got stuck in the washing machine because nobody was there to call him a, and i quote, "shallow, simple-minded buffoon", Mars set the kitchen on fire because no one was there to tell him his cooking skills are "down right awful" and last but certainly not least none of us can sleep because it's freezing.

"I SWEAR IF HE DOESNT GET HOME IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS" Mars yelled with pure rage, "Calm down Mars we can just deal with the cold until he gets back, we have enough blankets and the fireplace is burning" Neptune was always the voice of reason in this house, "I still think we need a heater, I mean what if Sun leaves again?" Jupiter said "There's no point, it's like Saturn said it would be a waste of money, we all know sun doesn't usually leave us alone for long" Earth replayed.

Suddenly the door was knocked down and a wave of boiling air hit us "I HAVE RETURNED TO THE PITIFUL SHACK WE CALL A HOUSE" Suns voice rang through the house "DONT DISRESPECT THE HOUSE SUN!" Uranus called out. " YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE BACK IN HALF AN HOUR ITS BEEN 3 HOURS" " you knew he was on his way home?" Earth questioned "yeah he said on the group chat, didn't you check for messages??" Uranus answered.

We all just looked at each other before Sun and Uranus burst out laughing calling us idiots.




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