It was an overcast day in Bricklandia, and there was a cold, harsh wind whipping through the air. All of the citizens and admissions were crowded into a small auditorium ready for an important announcement from the noob king himself, Mr_Wiggles. It was rare to see him in the flesh, as he was always occupied with royal duties, so it was clear that this announcement was imperative.
As Mr_Wiggles walked into the room, the room became silent. It was so quiet that you could have heard a pin drop. He stood up to the desk at the front of the room and cleared his throat.
"Thank you all for coming," he stated. "I have gathered you all here today to introduce a new part of our society, an important part of our society if I must say so myself."
There was a short pause before he continued with his speech.
"Me and the royal cabinet have decided to start the introduction of noob lords in our society."
The crowd was outraged. Multiple phrases were chanted, most of which that cannot be repeated here. Chair were thrown and people where crushed. It was clear that this was not popular with the people of Bricklandia. Mr_Wiggles just stared at the scene, with a look of pity and helplessness in his eyes.
"Could you all please calm do-"
Nobody heard what he said, as they were so outraged. Why did they need yet another worthless part of society? They were already mad about the fact that sorcerers were introduced.
"BE QUIET PLEASE!"
Mr_Wiggles had lost his temper, and had now shouted at the crowd. It was rare to see the king get angry, so the people hushed, in fear of the consequences that would happen if they didn't.
"Okay," he continued. "Before you all rudely interrupted me, I was saying that I introduced a new member of our society, the noob lord. A noob lord's job is to tale care of all of the citizens, and make sure that they don't convert to the evil side. They are basically like the police of Bricklandia, just with a fancier name. They may sound intimidating, but I have made sure that they have gone through the appropriate training to make sure that they are approachable. They are also able to play fun games with you, such as a lottery every week, and a purge every month. I hope that you all accept this new part of our society."
And with that, he walked out of the auditorium, closely followed by his commanders.
The audience was still rowdy. Why did they need another "police" force? Wasn't that job for the knight commanders and the guardians of the isle? The now greatly annoyed audience walked out of the room, amazed (in a bad way) about what they just heard...
