Chapter 1-
Remy shows up to skool late, he couldn't run due to his dad breaking his legs the hours before school started so he couldn't run away again. Often his dad would chase him down the stairs and around the house with metal pots and pans. He had tried to run away many times, but he always failed... his mother would burn him with steaming hot limited edition sonic curry. His mother knew of what Remy's dad did to him, but she's too scared to leave him. She often falls victim to his torment, her field mouse and him a cat. With spoons instead of eyes. (In their country, Chinindia, this was a common birth defect) Remy missed his real dad, Obama, though he has never met him. He has only heard stories of his greatness, such as his movement of running over alt bitches and anorexic disney characters. Remy went by Remy care, using his dad's last name, Obamamamamma care.
Remy crawled, dragging his limp legs behind him. His best friend and popular streamer Ninja ran up to him with his boyfriend Shan Dawson. " HEY REMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. " YK ME AND SHAEN DAWNSOAP WHERE GONNA GO DIARREAH IN IN THE SCHOOL LAPTOP ROOMR TO PREPARE THE SIENCE CLAErS '' he exclaimed. " oh.. Cool?" I said cautiously, noticing Shane Dawson staring daggers at me. I know he didn't mean to, but the way he looks at me always makes me feel like the sun it's self is scorching my skin off. I blushed. "Bye S-shane..."
"Whatever loser," he says as he breaks my left rib cage. I let out a soft noise. It sounded like a car alarm, but I was unsure what it was. I am but a blade of grass in his world, free for him to play soccer on.
An ocean of tears flooded out of my eyes, cries of disappointment and pain escaped my lips as i pouted.
that's when JERMY LEE RENARDS deceased descended from the heavens. I walked up to him, curious as to why he came down to earth - he only came here when he was looking for love. "Jeremy, why are you here?" I asked. "I came here to find my love.... E P C O T B A L L" he said as he whipped and nae-naed. We walked away together, my mind only focused on the adventures that were soon to cum.
END OF CHAPTER 1
