The First Blood

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The radish was being a little cunt so the radish murdered it for its succulent juicer loins that the radish craved so badly for just a taste of ;) The radish cooked the delicate loins over a searing fire in hopes to bring out the voluptuousness of the meats. He plated thy loins expertly with a drizzle of lamb sauce and some "herbs" sprinkled on top ;) Sneep snorp the radish swooped through the wall and ate the radish's yummy fetus loins. Radish did not take too kindly to this declaration of war, everyone knows that loin eaters are hoes. So the radish fucking drop kicked the radish and RIPPED the radishes sacrum out and violently pulled on the radishes cranium then the radish silently sneaked up and snapped the radishes neak.  "Oink oink you capitalist pig," thee radish gurgled before snapping their neck back in place, taking a bite out of the raishes spine, taking the loin and sckadadling out of there with a spineless radish in pursuit. The spineless radish, balancing on it's Tragus fumbled towards the sweet loin filled prize, determined not to be bested by the peasant lower ranked radish continued forth. The radish waltzed over tore the radish spleen out and feasted on spleeny loin soop that night carving the radishes tibula and fibula into a set of cutlery :) Mm ripped radish.

This was made in collaboration with @BigBirdiSCommie and @100PercentBobRoss :)

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