The radish stumbled down the sidewalk as it tried to get home from the hospital, using the wall to keep its balance as it zoned out. Suddenly its hand slipped on the end of the building sending the radish crashing to the ground, it violently shook its head taking in all of the alleyway at once spying some fun looking items on the ground the radish ingested all of them of course and then it began to see some shit. The radish blinks the coating that covers their eyes, the sky was looking pretty fun today, maybe I should send a nice toy for them. The radish hopped to thee airport, "Bicth let me to play with the sky," The radish demanded, "Ight." the plane mooed and trotted into the sky. The radishes eyes widened, it was time to play with the sky ;) At the airport the radish started to see in a funky fucky orange then a big ass BOOM erupted and filled the radishes ears with a ringing sound all the radish saw was smoke it filled the radishes senses. Then suddenly the radish was back in the rebuilt and renewed airport "whew just another war flashback yEeT," he exhaled trying to make light of the traumatic event. To help cope with the pain the radish decided to travel to a location with alcohol :) The closest place was a bomb ass club built on the turnip burial grounds the radish made its way over to the club in hopes its sparse pocket change could afford a shot or two, it took awhile to drag his broken body to the club and then to the bar "give me lemon aid on the rocks" the radish said putting on its shades just them the room shookth the radish followed its instincts looking up at the disco ball SUDDENLY the disco ball radiated orange being consumed by light slowly forming into a...............
This was made in collaboration with @BigBirdiSCommie and @100PercentBobRoss
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