The worst cooking ever

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~ this post is dedicated to dodolovato4 ~

Ayden: ello! Welcome back to the game! Today we haaaave a guest! Please present yourself!
@DodoLovato4: eyo! *waves* I'm really happy to be here and help my friend Ayden.

Ayden: *scratches the back of his head* despite the fact it's a game.. Still appreciated much *smiles*

Italy: veh!~ *scoots to DodoLovato4 and pats her shoulder* ciao bella!!~

Germany: Italy!! Don't flirt with the mädchen! (Girl)

America: take it easy dude! *laughs then grins* so who are you going to dare?

@DodoLovato4: hmm alright! Canada!

Canada: *gasps* a-ah!! I've been noticed!!! *blinks and blushes madly* I-I mean.. Yes?...

@DodoLovato4: the truth is for you! Do you have chest hair?

America: *laughs and goes to canada* of course he does right Mattie?! *grips Canada's shirt and rips it open*

Canada: *blushes furiously and covers his chest* A-America!!

France: honhon~.. Looks like he has slight blonde chest hair, oh mon dieu

England: *huffs* so impolite. *gets up and removes his jacket then throws it over Canada's back* as for you.. *grins darkly and rolls up his fists glaring at Alfred* I don't recall raising you like that.

America: OH CRAP DON'T TURN ME INTO AN EVIL SCONE! *runs out*

England: *vein pops out of his head* ... Y-YOU IDIOT!!!! *pulls out his magic staff and chases after America*

Ayden:.....

@DodoLovato4: totally normal *nods* now for the dare! I daaaaaare...

Prussia: THE AWESOME ME! *smirks and crosses his arms proudly*

@DodoLovato4: alright if you insist. Break an egg, put some chocolate, cinnamon, salt and coffee with it. Cook it for a little while, then eat it with sugar powder on top.

Austria: oh my.. Can you really do that? *twitches*

Germany: nein I don't think s- WHERE IS HE?!

Prussia: *in the kitchen already*

China: AYIAH! What kind of dares is this aru?!

Russia: I don't mind such dares though.. ^J^

China: *screams and scoots away* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Russia: I was here all along, da? *holds pipe*

New Zealand: you all are busy with your own things while there's someone choking in the kitchen *blinks*

Prussia: *rolls in choking and coughing* The.. Awesome.. Me.. Can.. Take..any..dare!..

Hungary: I'll handle this. *grips frying pan and slams it into prussia's stomach*

Prussia: *spits out the.. thing* that....was.... AWESOME!!

Everyone (except for Russia ^J^) : *facepalm*

Prussia: I NEED DO IT AGAIN!! *runs back into the kitchen*

Germany: NEEEIN!! *runs in after him*

Romano: 3....2....1....

~ and that's how the kitchen has been blown up ~

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