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Eden adopts a (not a hell hound) doggo

It had been a long day for Eden. She had to save Ari from suffocating via zip-tie at least 3 times (once in art, twice in science), and there had been, like, 12 assignments due. Thank god it was a Friday, because the last thing she needed was more foolish behavior from others, teachers and students alike. And so Eden skipped along the road (idk how you get home sorry) on her merry way home. Along the way she saw many things. The dumbass grade 8s not social distancing and not wearing masks (FUCK sec 2s), the 200 year old cashier from the local pharmacy hobbling on the side walk, Ari dying in front of the dep. 

"Oh no" Eden thought, "Ari's dying again. I wonder how."

And so Eden skipped faster towards Ari, who somehow had gotten her head stuck between two of the large metal wire baskets outside the store and was now slowly suffocating.

"Now then how did this happen Ari?" Eden questioned.

"HUEGHAWEDGHEDAG" Ari thoughtfully replied.

Using her figure skater super powers Eden, used a powered up roundhouse kick to break open the baskets and free Ari. Ari rolled over on the ground and had a coughing fit before clearing her throat and saying;

"Thank you Eden!!!!1!! I can't believe I almost died ahahaha. that wouldn't be poggers"

Helping her up, Eden replied "Would you mind not dying for the rest of the day please?"

"Haha no <3" Ari responded.

Sighing, Eden was about to leave but Ari snatched her hand. "WAit Eden i need help with my math and franch homework plz come to my house thanks!!" she exclaimed, and without waiting yoinked Eden in the direction of her dwelling. "Well I guess I have no choice" Eden thought. And so off they went, towards the place where Ari lived. They were walking along Newdman (the street) and had just got to the mcdonalds, where Ari insisted she get an iced coffee, her third today in fact. Eden sighed once more, deciding to wait outside instead of entering the rat-infested establishment. Looking around, she noticed that right next to the mcd's was a small pet store. Deciding she had nothing better to do, Eden headed on over. 

Entering, there was a rightful smell of animal shit and chlorine(please don't ask) wafting through the short aisles of pet food. She could see in the back was where all the fuzzy wuzzies were being held. Eden headed directly towards the Dog section, making sure to steer clear of the cats, and stared at all the cute little doggies. One particular doggo caught her eye. Whilst all the other puppers where playing, this smol one was chillin in the back corner. It had short brown fur and big brown eyes, with stompy lil feetsies. As Eden observed it, an employee who for some reason was British came up to her.

"Ye that's a cute one innit?" He said.

"I beg your pardon?" Eden replied.

"That stubby one in that back ye, shame 'es bad luck ye"

"Why?" Eden further inquired.

"Oh 'es been adopted three times now. But ery single time s'been brought back ye, like no one wants em for too long" the employee explained (I think I'll call him Jessie).

Eden stared soulfully into the eyes of the bad luck puppy. Their eyes seemed to glow like two embers in an extinguished campfire, seemingly calling out to be gazed at. After some thought, Eden asnwered.

"I'll adopt him"

"You what?" Jessie asked.

"I'll take them, how much does it cost to adopt?" Eden clarified.

"Bloody hell, f'you'll take 'em you can have 'em free of charge" Jessie exclaimed.

Astounded, Eden watched as Jessie headed back to get the puppy and handed it to her. Saying her thanks, she left the store never once breaking eye contact with the doggo. Across the parking lot she could make out Ari frantically flapping outside the McDonald's, iced coffee in hand.

"AGHAAFAHWOMEASDAGADAS IS THAT A PUPPY ENDEN OMDITS SO ADORABLE OAND CUTE OMD!!!!!!" Ari exclaimed to her friend. Eden patted the doggo's small head. "They sure are" she answered. 

Suddenly a greasy guy came out of no where wielding a pocket knife.

"Hand over your money and coffee or dIE!" he exclaimed, not very menacingly.

"Uhm no<3 sorriez!" Ari answered, but the knife man drew closer.

Eden was about to use her super powers, when the dog in her arms began to bark aggressively. Dare I say yapping. It jumped out of her arms and began growling at the man, it's hairs standing on end. The greasy dude stared down at then barky boy, then chuckled.

"Aww isn't the cute little puppy so scawwy" he mockingly said.

Without any time to process, the dog grew to the size of a car, it's fur began to glow red, it's eyes burst into flame, and the growls became deeper. The not very small puppy opened it's mouth and blew a large cloud of fire into the man's face. Being so greasy, he immediatly caught fire and went running off into the distance, screaming his head off. Just as soon as it had transformed, the big doggo shrunk back into it's original form. 

"Can we call them fart sniffer" Ari exclaimed.

Eden stared into the hell dog's cute wittle eyes.

"I'll just call them Fatty" she decided. Fatty nuzzle her hand affectionately.

And so they all rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after (until I make a chapter where something terrible happens😀)

The End🌈✨🌠☁️

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Whewie, bet yall thought I was dead huh? (I was)
Longest chapter to date!!!!! Ty for reading, and don't forget to suggest next chappies!

Farewell for now......