Way to wonderland

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Female narrator: Why, look. It's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time where students fuel up to face the day. As usual,

Blondie Lockes is enjoying a bowl of porridge that's just right.

Male narrator: Humphrey Dumpty's eating an omelette. Wait, is that weird?

Female narrator: Don't worry - vegan-soy pseudo omelette. Hardly weird.

Brooke Page: W-w-w-weird? You know what's weird? Weird is starting this story here! What about Wonderland? Ah, and the bandersnatches, and the mome raths and the—

Male narrator: Brooke! You know better than that! No spoilers!

Female narrator: To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning.

Brooke Page: But—alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom. Hey, look! It's Apple White and Y/n Thorn!

Apple White and Y/n Thorn: [From the balcony, Apple clears her throat.] Hexcuse me! [Noticing that no one listened, then Y/n inhales and lets out a loud whistle.]

Tiny: My ears! [He drops his pancakes in surprise.]

Y/n Thorn: [Whistles again.]

Daring Charming: [Dexter is startled by this and flings his cereal in his brother's hair.] My hair!

Apple White: Excuse me, as editors of The Griffin, our beloved school paper, we are pleased to announce we are doing a special feature.

Y/n Thorn:And the theme is a time of wonder. It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now.

Faybelle Thorn: I think Apple's and my dear sisters' idea is awesome!

Apple White: Thanks, Faybelle. Wait, you-you do?

Faybelle Thorn: Sure! [She flits up to the balcony.] 'Cause it'll give you a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place - thanks to Raven's mom: the Evil Queen! [She takes out her MirrorPad and starts playing the audio of the Evil Queen's cackle, scaring everyone in the cafeteria.]

Students left and right are jumping out of fright, some even fleeing.

Daring Charming: [In amidst the commotion, Dexter flings his eggs and bacon on Daring's face.] Again!

Cedar Wood: I cannot tell a lie, that lady scares the shavings off of me!
Three billy goats gruff: [Bleat in peril.]

Y/n Thorn:Hey faybelle if you didn't recognize you forgot our mother also was a part of this so don't just go blaming one person without blaming another yes she's our mom and all but maleficent was just as responsible.

Raven Queen: Hey, that's not fair! It's not my mom's fault that Wonderland is sealed off from Ever After! I mean, okay, maybe she poisoned Wonderland's magic, and sure, because of her Wonderland is even

topsy-turvier than ever—and yeah, thanks to her the Queen of Hearts

Y/n: Raven I would stop before yo.....

Raven:is a total wacko-screwball—In the corner, Raven's claims upset Lizzie.

Lizzie Hearts: [Sigh.]

Faybelle Thorn: [To Lizzie.] Hello? Raven just like, totally insulted your mom .

Raven Queen: Sorry Lizzie... I was just trying to point out if you're gonna look for someone to blame, blame Headmaster Grimm!

[Unbeknownst to Raven, the headmaster appears behind her as she's talking.] He's always like, "You must always follow your own stories", and "Let's trap the Evil Queen and maleficent in a mirror forever"! Hah, am I right?

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