patches, cat, luca, storm, lily, and mogwai gang up on you

chapter 1

((PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I AM NOT TRYING TO WRITE AMAZING AND I CANT WRITE))

you wake up in your queen sized bed that is in the middle of the wall that is painted white bc youre a basic bitch. you swing your legs over the side of the bed and push yourself out of your very warm and comfy bed. your bird starts chirping at you (idk if thats what they do. i dont have a bird.) "good morning, kolu!" as you bodyslam your bird and it dies while making a minecraft horse dying noise.

you laugh and start walking to the kitchen to make some coffee.

you enter the room and start your coffee machine but it takes too long and you throw it at the wall and it goes through the wall.

you sigh and ask yourself how that even happened and you run back to your room and call uber eats so you can have them deliver a coffee to your door.

~~~~~~~~~~~14 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~

*knock knock* you fly off your couch and run to the door and open it. you see a man about 50 maybe and you think to yourself.

"maybe i could punch him and get my coffee for free?"

you then whack him with your fist and he stumbles over and evaporates infront of you.

"cant even fight back without dying." you chuckle.

you grab your coffee and start making your way inside your apartment once again. you shut the door and go back to the couch.l

254 words

((this book prob wont have that many chapters bc if i try to make it long then i might forget to update lol. im not a writer so you dont need to tell me how bad my writing is haha and i tried not to use the word "you" to start off every paragraph thing but its kinda hard not to so can you leave down words that i can start with instead of it? thank you. i might update later))