you plop down on the sofa and turn on the tv. you decide to watch the news. the news lady starts to say things about 6 cats that had gotten loose and are putting the city in danger.
you rub your eyes and open them back up to be met with the same story and you think "what the fuck?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~5 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~
*ring ring ring* "who is calling me while i take a fucking good nap?!" you groan. the caller id is 'wilbur soot 🙀'.
you answer and wilbur goes, "hey! i wanted to ask you if you would like to go to the mall with me right now?"
"uh sure i guess. i have nothing better to do. let me get ready though."
"GREAT! see ya then!"
you pick yourself up from the couch and walk to your room. you go for a cool/casual fit since it will be the mall.
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^ this is what your wearing depending on which one u like more :D
wilbur pulls up in the parking lot of your apartment complex with his 2020 chevrolet (idk if thats a thing).
you hop in and he starts blasting, AND I MEAN BLASTING, your new boyfriend (its amazing go listen to it).
both of you bop to the music then when the song ends he changes it to im in love with an e girl (also recommend).
he pulls into a parking spot in the seventh parking row of the malls parking lot. you open the door and get out and shut it.
"so what shops should we go to?" wilbur asks. "i dont fucking know. maybe bath and body works or american eagle or some shit."
"okay"
wilbur and you start walking to the mall when you see a little baby in the middle of the lot.
"hey do you see that baby or am i just hallucinating?"
"no, i see it to. wanna dropkick it?"
"of course."
you walk over to the baby and dropkick that thing and watch the blood from it come back down to the ground and splatter all over the pavement.
"oh wow. that was like a firework."
"y/n, i agree."
wilbur starts to look around at the sky while you both start walking up to the mall.
"OH SHIT! THERES A LADY THAT SAW US DO THAT!" you hear wilbur yell behind you.
"cmon, lets get into the mall then!" you respond back while tugging him by the wrist.
both of you sprint to the entrance. you start panting like a dog.
you and wilbur walk in after catching your breath.
"wow, theres so many shops." you whisper.
"well duh. its a mall, stupid bitch." wilbur spits back.
before you know it, youre sprinting in to a random store. you swear your eyes are sparkling while looking at all the dumb shit in there.
you pick some things out and checkout with two full bags of stuff that you bought (maybe even steal?). you run to many other shops.
after a little while, it gets tiring from running from shop to shop and you say to wilbur that you guys should go home now.
he agrees and you starts walking back to the car. the rest is a blur because you passed out after putting on your seatbelt.
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((this was a little longer than the other one. yay))
