the signs home alone (100% accurate)

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Aries: searching the refrigerator for food then complaining because there's nothing

Taurus: sleeping

Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios

Cancer: probably hasn't realized they're home alone

Leo: ends up leaving home

Virgo: singing their favorite song obnoxiously loud

Libra: probably taking a long ass bath

Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass

Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves

Capricorn: watching Netflix

Aquarius: probably half naked just wandering

Pisces: calling for their mom over and over again until they realize no one's there

Umm...I would not do that....I would be Capricorn in this case

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