Aries: "I hid a million dollars under the-"*dies*
Taurus: "thx for the going away cake guys"
Gemini: "knock know.....who's there....."*dies*
Cancer: some clichè movie last words
Leo: "you should see the look on your face"
Virgo: "I wonder how many times I've ever blinked"
Libra: "lol bye"
Scorpio: "I'M READY FOR HELL!!!"
Sagittarius: "wait am I dying?"
Capricorn: "finally man this was exhausting"
Aquarius: "I see the light....wait, that's hellfire"
Pisces: "tell my chinchilla I love him"
I love Pisces😂😂😂
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Zodiac book
Randomjust a book of zodiac and their personality stuff and what not. I do not own anything in this book!