UMIZUMI | Iwaizumi Hajime ✓

IWAIZUMI HAJIME (18) POETIC GENIUS

⬤    h.zumi
wednesday, sept. 26, 11:53pm

zumie:
OI
Y/N
why does it say ur still active 🤬
its literally almost midnight
AND ITS A SCHOOL NIGHTHRJEDJNDJNF
u need to sleep
get ur 8+ hours of sleep
what r u even doing

umie:
talking to kuroo lol

zumie:
kuroo ?
OH
SCAMMER MAN???

umie:
YES
he's so annoying bye 😭😭😭 i hate him
we're currently roleplaying rn

zumie:
WHAT??
CLARIFY PLS

umie:
I MEAN LIKE
*sighs* *punches* *stomps on ur dead body*
LIKE THAT TYPE OF STUDF

zumie:
WHY THE *stomps on dead body*

umie:
BC I CALLED HIM tetsuwu AND HE WAS LIKE *cries and stabs y/n*
SO I DIED
AND THEN HE STOMPED ON ME 😓🦶

zumie:
NO
DONT LET HIM STOMP ON U

umie:
DW I'LL BE SURE TO STOMP ON *HIM* NEXT TIME
anyways iwaizumie what r u doing rn

zumie:
OH im glad u finally asked
making sure u go to sleep 🤬

umie:
why

zumie:
bc
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sleep
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is
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umie:
nvm don't tell me
do u wanna play royale high

zumie:
no 🙂
i think im forever scarred from the incident

umie:
wow ok
what a wimp 🙄

zumie:
no u
if u got catfished n almost scammed u would b the same way 😒

umie:
no i wouldn't
bc i am smart
and would never get scammed or catfished 💪

zumie:
r u saying im not smart 🤬 i didnt even get scammed

umie:
yeah okay 😒
anyways if ur too scared to play rh 🙄 we can play a different game
OH
let's play murder mystery

zumie:
ok 🙇‍♂️
ill join u

umie:
okay
JOIN
JOIN
JOIN
JOIN

zumie:
OKAY UNICORNPOWERTIGERKITTYRAWRX030 🤬 I DID
ew who is this uglie person
why r they jumping on ur head

umie:
stupid THAT'S KUROO
i friended him

zumie:
oh
ew
stop letting him jump on u

umie:
why
i'd let that man step on me any time 🦶😜

zumie:
😟
streaks dhmu 😓💪
dont reply or ur getting blocked 👿🥶❌

umie:
ur jealousy: showing 😍🥶

zumie:
maybe
blocked ❌👿 i said not to reply
only the real ones know why 💯
OH THAT RHYMED
i am such a poetic genius
logging out for the night 🛌🚶‍♂️📍
dont text me or its on sight 👊💪🧎🏌️‍♂️

umie:
i hate u
i was joking zumie
i would never let a man's nasty foot get anywhere near me 🤢

zumie:
good
ooh a new round is starting
YES
i am SHERIFF

umie:
innocent lol
my chance to b murderer is 2%

zumie:
i will protect u from the murderer then!!!!! <3 stick w me prettiekawa

umie:
omg thanks <3
oH NO
NO NO
IWAIZUMIE WHY DID U SHOOT KUROO
U DO KNOW THAT U DIE WHEN U SHOOT AN INNOCENT

zumie:
oops
guess he wasnt the murderer
NO
Y/N
HES BULLYING ME IN THE LOBBY NOW

umie:
GOOD U DESERVE IT
WHAT'S HE SAYING

zumie:
i literally dont know
i think its terms from like biology or smth
periodic table elements and stuff

umie:
that's chemistry stupid 😭😭😭

zumie:
same thing really
oh now hes simplifying them 😟
"u old stupid old ######### old wrinkly ##### old stupid smelly #### old ugly old man"
y/n im not too sure but i think he thinks im old
"why did u shoot me"
"ur shirt is the ugliest thing i've ever seen"
"if ur shirt was besties with mine urs would be the ugly one"

umie:
HAHAHA

zumie:
that is not the serve he thinks it is
NO DONT LAUGH
im so offended
smh my head my godzilla shirt is HOT ok

umie:
yeah but so's his maid outfit

zumie:
no
godzilla > maid outfit

umie:
zumie i luv u but ur so wrong

zumie:
😭😭
heart: broken 💔
repost this on ur story if u feel the same way 🫂
LMAO BYE
"this is why i am now y/n's favourite"
pls tell me hes lying

umie:
ew yuck
dw he's not my favourite
bc u will always b my favourite zumie <3

zumie:
YES
AHDHHDHF
brb
sending a screenshot of this to him now