Went over to Megan's new house, which is in a complex. Megan had broken into our teachers house before and she claimed that there was an amazing view from the city there. She wanted to show us the view so we got dressed in hoodies and black clothing. We had been trying not to get caught so when Megan's neighbors were parking and saw three girls dressed in hoodies running down the street, you can imagine how odd it looked. We went for a 'walk' and jumped the wall. We proceeded in breaking into the house just to see the view. We were there for a while and eventually made our way back into the streets where we ended up laying in while staring at the stars.
We went home and We decided to be really girly (not our thing at all) and put on make up and try to walk in heels (which failed miserably) we decided to go for a walk at 10:00pm and went around the complex. We were sitting on the side of the road when our friend Tayla needed to pee. We left our heels on the side of the road and began walking back. We went past a house that had a guy that Megan's mom knew, Megz assumed it would be okay to use his bathroom so we went there and asked. He let us in and he had his son (who was about 24/25) was there and we began chatting to him and then we all got into this full blown conversation. Then Megan's mom arrived at the gate and she saw everything completely out of context. Her mom saw it as this: (we have makeup on, we are dolled up, it's 11:45pm and we are alone with two men and she didn't know where we had been) we were in huge shit. She had gotten a bunch of the kids in the complex to find us.
"Home now!" Her mom screamed.
We went to get our shoes which made it look worse since they were heels.
We went home without a word and Megan and myself were communicating through our eyes. We got home and we were in so much trouble. Megan tried to explain what really happened and her mom didn't believe a word she said. Turns out the guy we were at was a drug addict and alcoholic.....Everything looked really dodgy and was taken completely out of context. Her mom didn't tell mine or Tayla's moms but Megan was grounded. We went into the room and took a look at each other then Megan spoke "Well, this was the first of many fuck-ups." She made us all crack up at that because we knew there was more to come.
It's funny, we did something wrong on purpose and didn't get caught and then we do something unintentional and it turns out to be really bad AND we get caught.
Only we could get that right.
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Dumbass Things We Shouldn't Have Done
HumorThese are stupid things we have done and you probably should not try...and if you decide to be a moron and try these things not only do we like you but we are not reponsible for the consequences. (everything in this book has actually happened)
