I just came on here to do super spy detective work, but here I am... writing a.. I'm not calling this a story. I'm a god awful writer and an even worse speller. I was just kinda thinking we could open up a discussion about stripes.
Within the 15 minutes I've been on this app, I've noticed one thing. That thing is that ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE HOURS LONG. I've scrolled through about 30 stories in the time it would take for me to make a glass of sparkling orange juice and almost all of them were over 2 hours. Nothing can grip my attention for that long. And I'm sorry but most of these stories really freaking blow. I'm not a writer. In fact, I dislike writing. More power to all of you for taking the time to write well thought out literature while I'm here writing garbage. I applaud you. Alas, I would rather have my cactus (Andy) jammed into at least one out of two of my eyeballs than read most of this.
Hm, in my intro I believe I discussed stripes. How does everyone feel about that particular pattern? Can people leave comments on this? I don't know. I really don't. If someone wants to help me out please do. I wish we could go back to the 70s.
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Have a stellar afternoon.
(None of these posts are a cry for help. All is comedic)
