Today was a good day to be a villain. The sub was shining, the birds were chirping, and you were on the roof of one of the richest areas of the city. You look at one of your undead minions installed the new satellite, thousands of feet above the Rave Yard. "Good work! Now, we have to prepare for the show!"
Toshinori was on his daily patrol in one of the richest areas of the city. There had been recent reports of the musically inclined villain Necro-Dancer in the area. He hadn't met this villain, but heard that even though she's evil, she always provides a show.
"Got those radios hijacked yet?" You called to one of the undead in the control booth, to which he responded with a nod and a groan. You turned to look at the undead packed into the catacombs you called the Rave Yard. You hopped up onto your mechanical stage, and looked at your troops, "I know that most would give a big speech right now, but I can barely wait any longer," You pause, "LET'S ROB THEIR ASSES BLIND!" You cheered, causing an uproar from the undead. Your stage began to raise as your goons in the control room hijacked the radios, leading to silence on all frequencies in the area.
Toshinori was walking next to a lovely antique shop, an old radio sat in the window playing some upbeat pop music, when all of the sudden, silence. Over the radio, he heard slight grunts and groans, they sounded like... He chuckled as he came to a realization. Necro-Dancer was truly in the area.
"Hit it, boys!" You hollered as your band started to play, bringing attention to yourself.
~(Start song now)~
You began your monologue that you had written for this city with the introduction of the song.
"Hello Los Angeles! I know you thought you were rid of me for good, but that's a lie! You all told me I should leave and never show my face in the state again, and no hard feelings, but I didn't listen! I did leave, but I've come back with an even bigger army of the undead! And we're here to make today your personal living Hell!"
Toshinori had heard this transmission, and as soon as he did, shot up in the air to try and find you.
You smirked at your band, knowing you were being broadcast throughout the city.
"This is it!
Now we've found it,
I'm astounded!
Every town will be surrounded
By a throng of marching death!
Delicious, the riches, they glisten ahead!"
So she's in it for the money... Toshinori thought as he soared through the air, searching for you.
"It's a craze!
They'll devour every hour
Of these endless, non-progressive inundations of their kind.
And lucky for you, you're the next one in line." You looked out as your undead looted the city.
Toshinori's face lit up when he saw where you were. He quickly changed trajectories and headed your direction.
"When I'm necromancin', everyone's dancin',
No one can stop me. I dare you to try.
The dead are infused with sensational groove
And they're coming for you now
There's nowhere to hide!" You smirked as you saw the hero coming your way.
"Yeah!" You began, your undead singing anything in parentheses. (Waltzing forth! Here they come!)
"I'm raisin' the dead!" (Everyone turn and run!)
"I'm lovin' the dread!" (Killer moves that will stun!)
"Let's make some evil!" You finished with a wink at the hero, sending some undead towards him to defend you.
"Dammit!" Toshinori cursed under his breath, "why did she have to be hot?"
"I'm in bliss!-" You sang, letting your eyes roll back slightly, just to tease the hero-
"My cadavers drive a gathering
Of streets of gleeful people
Seeing the deceased's advance.
The risen are ridden with rhythm and dance." You moved your hips on that last part, eyes on the hero all in doing so.
You heard your undead begin to sing: "Dig up some flesh with plenty of mold.
Disease is appeasin' for rickety bones."
"And make it saucy, with a hot incantation." You added in, and continued, watching the extremely handsome hero fight off your troops.
"Dominion is served with a bubbling, spirited, vibrant
Subjugation!
Yeah! (Waltzing forth! Here they come!)
I'm raisin' the dead! (Everyone turn and run!)
I'm lovin' the dread! (Killer moves that will stun!)
Let's make some evil!
Yeah! (Bust a move or you'll lose!)
The dance of the dead! (They'll swarm all over you!)
Get out there and shred! (It's a zombie footloose!)
And make some evil!"
As you continued on your antics, you noticed the attractive hero getting closer and closer causing you to panic internally. Alas, the show must go on, so you continued.
"Cities laid waste, and they celebrate.
Freed now from their graves. (we love it so)
(More, more, more, more)
So mince and prowl
It's over now, the necromance ballet.
You're all the same." You gasped as you saw the hero only ten yards from the stage, you both had the same thought at the same time; 'THEY'RE EVEN HOTTER UP CLOSE!'
"Yeah! (Waltzing forth! Here they come!)
I'm raisin' the dead! (Everyone turn and run!)
I'm lovin' the dread! (Killer moves that will stun!)
Let's make some evil!
Yeah! (Bust a move or you'll lose!)
The dance of the dead! (They'll swarm all over you!)
Get out there and shred! (It's a zombie footloose!)
And make some evil!" You finished your song, the undead having almost been defeated by this hero. You started to run, when you felt a large hand grab your ankle from the ground. You gasped as you fell on your stomach, the hero now wearing a smirk. "Caught you!" He taunted, trying to mimic your charms. He pulled you towards him, too quickly for you to react, and it seemed as if it had only been a millisecond until you were wrapped in his arms, your back to his chest. "Now, call off the zombies." He whispered in your ear in an dominant tone. The feeling of his breath on your ear and neck sent a shiver down your spine. You growled, "why should I? They won't attack me, but they'll sure as hell attack you." This earned a chuckle out of him. He cut it off and responded, "I could have your ass thrown in prison for the rest of your sorry excuse of a life, or I could convince the court to put you into rehabilitation." You paused for a second, "why the hell would I want to be rehabilitated?"
"You have potential as a hero, Necro-Dancer." He said softly, his breath back into your ear and neck, warranting another shudder. You growled at how this hero was making you feel. "Fine. On one condition." You smirked. "And what's that condition?" You could hear the smirk in his voice. "You have to take me on a date." You said confidently. He was silent for only a split second. "Deal."
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