Alex: Toby what's one thing that would ruin a first date?
Toby: killing him.
Alex:...... did this happen..?
Toby: I guess w-we'll never know
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Alex: TOBY DONT JUMP!!!
*sets up camera*
Alex: OK NOW YOUR GOOD!
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Toby: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Alex: your a hazard to society.
Toby and Alex: ...........
Alex: AND A COWARD DO 20!!!!
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Alex: what are you doing?
Toby: *balencing a camera on his head and his tics aren't making it fall* I have NO idea
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Alex: what is life
Toby: shitty.
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Toby: CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES!
Alex: THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!!
Jay: SUFFOCATION
HABIT: huh.....?
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Toby: WHATS MY AGE AGAIN????
Alex: I actually don't know.....
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Toby: working for slenderdick sucks
Alex: tell me about it I had to watch you go through all that stuff and couldn't do a thing
Toby: aww you care about me?
Alex: now I didn't say that
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Alex: *annoying toby*
Toby: is this how the others felt about me?
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*Alex and Toby are fighting in a tree*
Toby: SAYS THE ONE WHO WHEN HE WAS 17 GOT STUCK IN A TREE AND A 12 YEAR OLD HAD TO HELP HIM DOWN!
Alex: SHUT UP SHITHEAD!
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CP, MH, and operator proxy Headcanons
Fanficwelp, I is inspired. I try to think of my own but some are from other places
